ISIS Jihadi Bride Estimates Michelle Obama’s Worth as ‘Slave Girl’ at $40

breitbart.com ^ | 5/23/2015 | Mary Chastain

[rktman]

The Islamic State (ISIS/ISIL) has published an article in the latest issue of its magazine, Dabiq, by jihadi bride Umm Summayyah, estimating that First Lady Michelle Obama is only worth $40 on the terrorist group’s slave market. Summayyah also defends the rape of thousands of Yazidi females.

[SevenofNine]

I feel cheated LOL!

Question is ISIS that desperate for a woman that they play Michelle 40 bucks probably so

[Patriot Babe]

If these terrorist placed The Wookie on E-bay they will not get any bids. She is worthless including his female partner. I wonder how much the Usurper valued?

[miss marmelstein]

But what’s the value of the Isis dollar? Could be 3 bucks in real terms.

[Paine in the Neck]

Ha! The Mooch’s new rap name - 2 Twennies

[mowowie]

But could you imagine the shipping costs?

[digger48]

I knew this thread would bring me some LOLs.

[Lady Heron]

The fact that these people, this religion, are even taking slave girls not of their religion should be a cry for war from real men against islam, instead we sit here thinking this is funny while real girls and women are being sold into slavery and a life of pure evil and misery.

We talk about the WWII generation and the evil they fought against, this is the evil of our time. I do not care how awful democrat women are or even this particular woman is, even they deserve freedom from these threats and this evil religion...all women in islamic countries deserve to be freed from slavery.

[Dr. Ursus]

$40.00 and a mule!

[RoosterRedux]

The Ransom of Red Chief was the first thing that popped into my mind also. One of my all time faves.

[faithhopecharity]

If she lost weight, she might fetch a higher price

[faithhopecharity]

If she lost weight, she might fetch a higher price Apparently all that kale and broccholi is very fattening

[faithhopecharity]

Not much. Many husbands already have all those things

[broken_arrow1]

I think she charged $80. before she met Barack.

[PIF]

“What’s that worth to a husband?”

In the muslim world, its worth 3 beatings a day with a special dispensation.

[2harddrive]

Michelle is only worth $40 IF they pay by the POUND, and she is NOT employed as a sex slave!

[rktman]

Hell, the chips she’s totin’ on her massive shoulders must be at least 40 lbs/ea. (can you say lottery winner?)

[Willie From Austin]

I wonder what Hilary worth as s slave for ISIS??

If Hillary is worth more than Michelle Obama, Is ISIS racist??

[PoloSec]

Worth $40.00 they must have factored in obamacare!

[Toughluck_freeper]

To all of you who put Michelle down.. whatever.
They have threatened with slavery the wife of the President of the United States. Those dogs need to be bombed into oblivion.

[vladimir998]

“Those dogs need to be bombed into oblivion.”

Agreed. It’s just the irony of such anti-Western people (ISIS) wanting to enslave someone as anti-Western as the First Lady and yet insulting her by saying she’s worth only $40.