Posted on 05/21/2015 1:39:01 PM PDT by absentee
The Houston Chronicle's Dylan Baddour has a huge scoop about a crazy conspiracy theory from a stupid Republican who is afraid of gays. Huge, if true. Ohhhhh, so close. Here is the laughable scoop:
U.S. Sen. from Texas and presidential candidate Ted Cruz apparently believes that efforts to let same-sex couples marry in the United States would force him to wed a man.
Yes, that's how the story begins. What a crazy, wingnutty thing to say, right? It's even worse than Sarah Palin's ridiculous claim that she could see Russia from her house. Only, wait - Sarah Palin never said that.
And neither did Ted Cruz.
(Excerpt) Read more at truthrevolt.org ...
Bob Hope, touring the world in the year or so after the passage of the 1975 Consenting Adult Sex Bill:“I’ve just flown in from California, where they’ve made homosexuality legal. I thought I’d get out before they make it compulsory.”
Washington State recently passed two laws. They legalized gay marriage and legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: “If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”
Apparently we just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before!
What issue does little Dilly have with Cruz?
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