To: doug from upland
The worst part for her husband was getting “pocket calls” all day long.
2 posted on
05/13/2015 9:30:37 PM PDT by
dangus
To: doug from upland
3 posted on
05/13/2015 9:35:57 PM PDT by
clintonh8r
(ISIS IS ISlam/Christian lives matter!)
To: doug from upland
People are getting zombified with these friggin’ phones! TURN IT OFF AND PAY ATTENTION to what you’re doing!!!
To: doug from upland; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
If the doc's phone was in the woman's abdomen, I hate to think what ended up in his cell-phone holster.
7 posted on
05/13/2015 9:42:45 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("Demonicide" - http://youtu.be/FgUWow7WT2Y | Facebook ID: Hopalong Q Ginsberg)
To: doug from upland
8 posted on
05/13/2015 9:44:12 PM PDT by
Slyfox
(If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
To: doug from upland
There is an app for that.
To: doug from upland
“Hanan, your stomach is playing ‘Für Elisa’.”
10 posted on
05/13/2015 9:58:59 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Doctrine doesn't change. The trick is to find a way around it.)
To: doug from upland
So when is the due date for the Mobile Phone delivery?
To: doug from upland
Depending on where exactly it is inside her, and if it’s set to “vibrate” - just calling the number may give her a thrill.
14 posted on
05/13/2015 10:53:19 PM PDT by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: doug from upland
Jordanian private hospitals suck! Hate to see what goes on in the public ones.
To: doug from upland
18 posted on
05/13/2015 11:04:26 PM PDT by
uncitizen
(Pamela Geller - Peaceful Protestor)
To: doug from upland
Don’t you hate when that happens?
To: doug from upland
Are we sure it wasn’t the kids’ phone?
I guess the doc is lucky he left it inside just half a person.
20 posted on
05/13/2015 11:39:53 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: doug from upland; All
(They are labeled "smart phones" because we all know they are smarter than the operators who own them)
To: doug from upland
At least it wasn't an ObamaPhone. 😊
25 posted on
05/14/2015 5:43:33 AM PDT by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
To: doug from upland
forgot to attach the bomb .......
31 posted on
05/14/2015 8:58:25 AM PDT by
zzwhale
To: doug from upland
34 posted on
05/14/2015 10:38:36 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: doug from upland; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
35 posted on
05/14/2015 6:43:51 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Brian Moore was an exemplary cop. Let his conduct be the example for Baltimore police to follow.)
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