The Hamburglar is now a hipster doofus.
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I figured he would be black.
2 posted on
05/08/2015 10:30:49 AM PDT by
Cowboy Bob
(Isn't it funny that Socialists never want to share their own money?)
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Turdburglar is more like it.
4 posted on
05/08/2015 10:31:51 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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Are they trying to turn off even more of their customers?
7 posted on
05/08/2015 10:32:52 AM PDT by
GeronL
(Clearly Cruz 2016)
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Looks like the Green Hornet.............where's Kato?...................
8 posted on
05/08/2015 10:33:26 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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“...a suburban Dad.”
Well, at least he is straight....maybe.
9 posted on
05/08/2015 10:33:27 AM PDT by
Southside_Chicago_Republican
(If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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Some of the comments after the article are hilarious. It makes me think that not all of NPR’s audience are brain-dead lefties.
10 posted on
05/08/2015 10:33:30 AM PDT by
YourAdHere
(It's Hillary's turn (to testify))
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The new Grimace will be a lesbian
13 posted on
05/08/2015 10:34:12 AM PDT by
Sybeck1
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The Shake Shack sounds like a place in Old Downtown that rents single rooms by the hour.
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I had one of those Sirloin Third Pound Burgers. I liked it a lot. It’s a good change to the menu and despite all the 5 guys, in and outs, etc,,, it sure will be nice to find at some nowhere random exit in west Texas, or in some place that has a subway inside a convenience store, and a McDonalds, and little else.
I wish they would use that meat patty to update the Big Mac.
16 posted on
05/08/2015 10:37:21 AM PDT by
DesertRhino
(I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
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Well, if we have to go retro, I say bring back The Frito Bandito! Ole!
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19 posted on
05/08/2015 10:38:41 AM PDT by
frithguild
(The warmth and goodness of Gaia is a nuclear reactor in the Earth's core that burns Thorium)
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The unveiling of the handsome Hamburglar comes as McDonald's struggles to reinvent itself. If this is an example of what they are betting on to revive their fortunes, they are doomed.
21 posted on
05/08/2015 10:39:21 AM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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Look, sweetie, I could pull off the burglar look far better. i would bring in a flash mob and do a whole Occupy McDonald theme.....Oh nevermind, why would I want to steal that junk anyway. It would be like I'm doing THEM a favor. Ugh! I think i'll just open up a vegan locally-sourced soy burger shoppe down the street.
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I thought I recognized Ronald's voice in that commercial. Squire Fridell;
25 posted on
05/08/2015 10:41:16 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("It is never untimely to yank the rope of freedom's bell." - - Frank Capra)
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Michelle said that the old Hamburglar was too fat. He gave the kids bad ideas!
27 posted on
05/08/2015 10:42:23 AM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
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Why didnt they just use the last one?
28 posted on
05/08/2015 10:44:02 AM PDT by
Crim
(Palin / West '16)
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It could be worse....
31 posted on
05/08/2015 10:46:17 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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This move also reflects society, not just business.
McDonalds used to be haven where families could bring children. They built many playgrounds attached to their restaurants.
This was not enough, McDonald customers flocked to Chiplote-Panera-Smashburger.
Possibly, because entertaining children is not an issue, since they are no longer being had.
33 posted on
05/08/2015 10:47:31 AM PDT by
cicero2k
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35 posted on
05/08/2015 10:49:08 AM PDT by
dragonblustar
(Philippians 2:10)
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Looks like what you don’t want to see lurking around a schoolyard.
What was wrong with the original characters? Hamburglar was harmless compared with this creep.
37 posted on
05/08/2015 10:50:24 AM PDT by
elcid1970
("I am a free man, O Muslim. There's nothing you can do about it.")
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