[ForYourChildren]

“Personal Care Products Safety Act (Senate Bill S.1014)”

Here we go again

Dang it...

I would think with I could see “Personal Care Products” in the Constitution, but for some reason I can’t find it.

Once again, this shows that I have an older version of the Constitution. Mine doesn’t list raisin control, ketchup speed control, smelly body products, and others as one of the specific authorities given to the federal government.

Can someone point me to where I can download a latest version of the Constitution?

One that specifically authorizes (enumerates) federal government authority over such things as:
- the amount of water in my toilet bowl
- the type of light bulbs I use
- body stench removal products
- how fast ketchup should flow out of the bottle
- and also raisin control.

[rawcatslyentist]

Can someone point me to where I can download a latest version of the Constitution?

Ask and ye shall receive.

I am the slime

[dayglored]

> Can someone point me to where I can download a latest version of the Constitution?
One that specifically authorizes (enumerates) federal government authority over such things as:
- the amount of water in my toilet bowl
- the type of light bulbs I use
- body stench removal products
- how fast ketchup should flow out of the bottle
- and also raisin control.

I am damn near dying here -- I don't know whether to laugh or cry!!

Raisin control!

Coming up next: Mouth Feel Control!!