I see she is a student in her university's Department of Politics and International Affairs.
Posted on 04/30/2015 8:06:18 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
Flagstaff police arrested a woman last week after she ran into a stranger’s home, stripped naked and then assaulted a police officer in the Pine Knoll area.
According to the police report, the victim called police around 4 p.m. Friday after a young woman he did not know ran into his apartment when someone there opened the door. The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?” and refused to leave.
When officers arrived, they saw the suspect standing on an exterior second-floor balcony completely naked and yelling incoherently. She put on her underwear, then launched her body into an officer who was climbing the stairs toward her.
The officer was able to catch his balance and place the suspect in handcuffs. She struggled against the officer and yelled that she loved marijuana on her way to the patrol car. Inside, she managed to slip out of her handcuffs and started destroying the interior of the vehicle.
Officers interviewed other witnesses in the area. The witnesses said the suspect was at a nearby residence earlier in the afternoon, but had been kicked out for yelling disruptively without provocation. She ran to a second stranger’s residence, where she used a lawn chair to smash a window in an attempt to get inside. She then hit a Jeep parked outside with the same lawn chair. After that, she ran to the victim’s apartment. When officers retrieved her clothing, they found two of her pant pockets filled with marijuana.
Makena Marie Haydon, 20, was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal damage, trespassing, misdemeanor marijuana possession, resisting arrest and aggravated assault of a law enforcement officer. She was booked into the Coconino County Detention Facility.
Leaning more towards “not guilty” but likely bipolar having a major manic episode. Recommend therapy.
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE???????????????????
NOT GUILTY...
Looks like Rachel Ray.................
I don’t think the unions would allow that.................
I'm not sure I would have called the police.
I'm not sure I would have called the police.
not guilty
Oops! Crazy eyes.
Poor kid. Hopefully just youthful exuberance and not mental illness.
I see she is a student in her university's Department of Politics and International Affairs.
Did she leave a contact number?
She just needs to be...managed. Yes, managed...
LOL...some guys LIKE that danger...
ha ha that’s exactly what I was going to say....she DOES have crazy eyes.
LOL, If I had a flowchart, step one:
Crazy Eyes?
No >> PROCEED
YES >> CONSULT HOT VS CRAZY MATRIX TO DETERMINE DANGER LEVEL
I must admit, these kinds of things bring out this humor, but...seriously, I only see a few choices:
1.) High beyond belief on some drug
2.) Normal person who had a break with reality for some reason
3.) Undiagnosed bipolar/schizophrenic having an expisode
4.) She was having an affair with the married guy at the house and the relationship went south
One can just imagine the guy with the naked gal jumping on the bed saying to his wife “Honestly...I have no idea who she is or where she came from!”
"...When officers retrieved her clothing, they found two of her pant pockets filled with marijuana..."
Okay. Probably #1 then. Someone should have told her she wasn't supposed to EAT the two OTHER bags of pot like a salad...
Now it makes sense.
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