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To: Kaslin

I deeply, deeply wish Bruce Jenner could have a period for 7-10 days every month for the rest of his life.


47 posted on 04/26/2015 12:28:48 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Here, have some germs.)
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Isn’t that the truth. I guess it’s a mercy that he can never get pregnant, though that’s not slowing the sodomites down as regards warping kids.


49 posted on 04/26/2015 12:30:22 PM PDT by mrsmel (One Who Can See)
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Mrs. Garrison: Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion. [sits on the chair and puts his feet on the stirrups]
Doctor: ...an abortion?
Mrs. Garrison: Yeah, I’ve got one growing inside me. Now, are you gonna scramble its brains or just vacuum it out? [a nurse arrives and her jaw drops] ...If you want you can just scramble it and I’ll queef it out myself.
Doctor: Mmister Garrison-
Mrs. Garrison: [correcting him] Mrs. Garrison.
Doctor: Mmrs. Garrison, you can’t have an abortion.
Mrs. Garrison: Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t do with my body! [gets up, goes to the nurse, and hugs her] A woman has a right to choose!
Doctor: No, I mean you’re physically unable to have an abortion, because you can’t get pregnant.
Mrs. Garrison: But I missed my period.
Doctor: You can’t have periods either. [Mrs. Garrison looks surprised] You had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but you don’t have ovaries or a womb. You don’t produce eggs.
Mrs. Garrison: [sits down] You mean, I’ll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside me and then scramble its brains and vacuum it out?
Doctor: N-that’s right.
Mrs. Garrison: But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman. This would mean I I’m not really a woman. Ih, I’m just a... a I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis!
Doctor: Basically, yes.
Mrs. Garrison: ...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.


50 posted on 04/26/2015 12:30:52 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Tax-chick
Hi.

deeply, deeply wish Bruce Jenner could have a period for 7-10 days every month for the rest of his life.

That right there is mean.

I hope that I stay on your good side.

5.56mm

56 posted on 04/26/2015 12:36:13 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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121 posted on 04/26/2015 3:20:05 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Tax-chick
I deeply, deeply wish Bruce Jenner could have a period for 7-10 days every month for the rest of his life.

Oh KAY! Post of the year!

134 posted on 04/26/2015 6:58:52 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (The greatest danger facing our world: the marriage of militant Islam with nuclear weapons.-Netanyahu)
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To: Tax-chick
I deeply, deeply wish Bruce Jenner could have a period for 7-10 days every month for the rest of his life.

Yeah, I think that would cure these guys who think they want to be women.

146 posted on 04/26/2015 10:11:55 PM PDT by Tired of Taxes
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Oh, he’s far to old to menstruate.

His vagina, if he buys one, will have cobwebs installed in it.


155 posted on 04/29/2015 8:12:23 PM PDT by T-Bone Texan (CW2 has already started, it's just that currently only 1 side is fighting it. Wake up, patriots.)
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