Posted on 04/14/2015 4:07:01 AM PDT by HomerBohn
Some have suggested it was Chinese mafia or even Hillary Clinton, but lets stop beating around the bush (bad pun): who beat the crap out of Nevada Democrat Senator Harry Reid?
A few months back Senator Reid, who has previously admitted hes very excited about the fact that that Obamacare is essentially just a clever way to dupe America into a socialist one-payer healthcare system that is totally controlled by the government, showed up to work looking like someone beat him up.
At the time, Reid, who has extensive corrupt multi-billion-dollar dealings with Chinese energy companies that would require the Bundys to get the hell off their land in Nevada in short order possibly prompting that whole stand off with the Bureau of Land Management last year, claims the injury came from an exercise accident on New Years day.
Reid, who was so right for his job as Nevada Senator that people didnt even have to vote for him because the voting machines in that state were automatically checking his name at election time, originally explained at a press conference back in January:
I was doing exercises that Ive been doing for many years with those large rubber bands and one of them broke and spun me around and I crashed into these cabinets and injured my eye.
Aside from the fractured eye and bruised face, Reid also somehow hit his bathroom cabinets so hard, he wound up in the same instant with not one but four broken ribs.
In the original version of the story told for weeks afterward, this magic bullet theory accident occurred in Reids bathroom. However, Reids exercise story, which pretty much no one believed from the get go anyway, later changed in two key ways.
Via Breitbart:
But now Reid tells Univision anchor Jorge Ramos that the exercise band slipped, rather than broke.
and
Now, however, Reid tells Ramos a different story. The exercise band was not attached to the shower door in his bathroom, Reid says, but was instead attached to a big metal hook that came out from the wall in an unspecified room in his new Nevada home.
So, Reid doesnt even know what exactly he was doing with what or where in his home when this accident befell him.
Such accidents are certainly a normal occurrence in and around the shady paradise of Las Vegas, Nevada, a city whose mob likely underwrites Reids political power.
Reid has since lost sight in his afflicted eye and has publicly inferred he might sue the exercise equipment business that made the piece of equipment that he cant remember how he was using or where he used it when he hurt himself all by himself in a way that totally looks like someone beat the living crap out of him.
Although previously vowing to run again, hes now said he wont, which makes Hillary Clinton sad.
(Read Hillary's Twitter comment. Unable to post)
Later the brother got a DUI and attempted to beat up the cop. As far as anyone knows he is in jail.
My money is on organized crime. That is the predicate for an elaborate lie and cover up. Not a drunken brother..
His boyfriend hit him with his own purse. Loaded with 30 pieces of silver.
Maybe a 10 year old girl did what Mitch McConnell couldn’t.
No conspiracy, no family feud ... all very conveniently available plausabilities to cover the fact that Americans ... just common, ordinary by God free Americans are telling Congress .. we CAN get to you and we WILL.
The bullet box is no longer a cliche'
Oh no, it really was an exercise equipment accident.
After all, a dirty lawyer like Hairy Roid wouldn’t sue at the drop of a hat, right?
Oh, and drunkard brother Larry did it. It happened around New Year’s Eve and Larry also was looking hurt.
So Who Beat the Crap Out of Harry Reid?
Who cares? It worked, didn’t it?!!!
I do. I'd like to thank him.
The constituent would have to promise lots of money for harry to meet him.
The only person who could have gotten close enough to do this would be Larry. No way could the “mob”, with all of Harry’s Secret Service protection, have gotten away with it. He was with family on NYE.
I am going to piss on the parade. I do not think any organized criminal gang beat up Harry. It just doesn’t make sense. He has shuffled way too much cash to Nevada for that. And the mob is not stupid enough to be so brazen as to humiliate a sitting US rep that way. The mob wouldn’t put themselves out that way. He is surrounded by secret service protection.
My money is on a drunken stupor OR Harry is hiding a stroke.
Still LOL!!!
Reid doesn’t (didn’t) get any Secret Service protection. That is only provided to Presidents, VP, candidates and foreign dignitaries + families.
My life is awfully boring if I’m wondering how Reid injured himself ... LOL ...
I basically don’t care and don’t even want to know. What surprises me, though, is how many other people want to know and are concerned about it ... :-) ...
Had it been the exercise machine you can bet by this time a multi million dollar lawsuit would have been filed.
He had a Capital Police security detail, he stated that they were the ones that transported him to the hospital.
The CP won’t release the Security Teams report on the incident,(a FOIA was requested)the CP chief resigned the other day.
Somethings a bit smelly here
I fantasize about it being me!!!
Whoever it was, it was well deserved, and long overdue.
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