>>Watch out for shower snitches!<<
When I was in college I looked for those all the time!
I don’t know how many times I had to see the Dean because of shower snitches.
“If we catch you in the women’s shower again....”
“Well, I don’t like getting caught any more then you do.”
“You won’t catch me in the women’s showers, young man!”
“Oh, so the rumors about you are true!”
“Rumors? What rumors?”
“That you never change your underwear.”
“I put on clean underwear every morning!”
“Yeah, whose underwear is it?”
“Why, it’s my underwear.”
“How do you know it’s your underwear?”
“Because I mark them.”
“Oh, so you mark your underwear. That must be how you got your nickname of Old Skidmark.”
“That’s my nickname on campus?”
“Yep. They call you Old Skidmark.....The Dean Of Dirty Shorts.”
“Oh.....my.......”
“See you Skiddy! I’ve got to go take a shower. The women’s volleyball team should be about done with practice.”