Posted on 04/01/2015 11:56:17 AM PDT by drewh
In the most surprising news of the year so far concerning liberal celebrities, the New York Times reported in its Wednesday editions that Michael Moore and Rosie ODonnell have more than ideological synchronicity. They are now expecting their first child together.
As befits the leftist agenda of the Times, reporter Amanda Portcullis, who interviewed Moore and ODonnell for the story, presented the developments in a highly positive light. She quoted no one who criticized Moores anti-business, anti-conservative movies, nor did she allow anyone to state an opposing view to ODonnells 9/11 trutherism and hostility to gun rights.
The article revealed that:
-- The couple met at a birthday party that Alec and Hilaria Baldwin threw for New York mayor Bill de Blasio.
-- Moore and ODonnell have not chosen a name for their child, a boy, though they joked theyre considering naming him after Rick Santorum.
-- Portcullis reports that both Moore and ODonnell were raised as Catholics and, their irreverence notwithstanding, say that should they decide to marry, they would prefer to hold the ceremony at St. Patricks Cathedral.
(Excerpt) Read more at newsbusters.org ...
As fat as both of them are, would it be physically possible to do the nasty?
Lockup the turkey basters.
I was thinking more along the lines of a cow eating contest.
Funny.
Good heavens; if those two were to breed...
Fixed
Guam would tip over.
Wow, Hank said that EXACTLY 5 years ago. Well done!
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