[Paul46360]

Maybe the wife had enough of his voice!!!

[MNDude]

I think someone told him they were tired of seeing his face in the Senate, and if he didn’t leave soon, he would really get a beating. Looks like he took the warning.

[BunnySlippers]

And this was the second time it happened ... by the same perp.

[FunkyZero]

I think the real question is who gives a damn as long as he’s leaving. the only real justice would be him being prosecuted and imprisoned for the stuff he’s done

[Zuben Elgenubi]

"Point is, nobody's talking. Capese?"

[dila813]

This theory was on FreeRepublic the day of the incident, Freepers are always first.

[Nevadan]

re: To my knowledge, every Washington reporter has at least pretended to believe Reid’s story, and none, as far as I can tell, has inquired further. Of course not — why would they? Court stenographers don’t get paid to think or ask questions.

I love it! Equating Washington reporters with court stenographers who do nothing more than take down what was said by Democrat leaders. No more Woodward & Bernsteins these days.

[MeshugeMikey]

his very EXPRESSION conveys denial and dishonesty...

[BerniesFriend]

So What Really Did Happen to Harry Reid? [It looks like someone actually beat him up...]

Don't look at us..we wuz playing here de whole time..

[Awgie]

In addition to the beating, that lame statement he gave...”after having down time, me and the little wifey have decided we need more cialis time, and I love my country and my senate so much, it wouldn't be fair to all the little people out there somewhere, if I wasn't able to give 100%.

I think it's more like Roberto Duran against Sugar Ray...”No mas! No Mas!”

[alice_in_bubbaland]

This wasn’t a workout accident, everybody with a brain knows this. Libs & MSM are just blindly following along just as they always do. Moron’s one and all...

[SkyDancer]

Had to have been somebody he knows .....

[Monkey Face]

That seems much more plausible than “exercise equipment.”

I’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

[Dr. Ursus]

A check of any gambling bills that he introduced that didn’t become law. The usual suspects!

[Pearls Before Swine]

My interest isn’t in whether he was beaten up. That’s obvious.

Whodunnit is more interesting. After all, Harry Reid is a well connected and powerful guy in the US government. He can bring a lot of power to bear on his behalf. If he needed some sort of governmental protection, I bet he could get it, especially after all he’s done to further Obama’s agenda and obstruct anything the GOP tried.

So, who is powerful enough to beat him up, get away with it without any questions being asked, and scare him into retirement? It seems like the local state mob wouldn’t be enough. Any ideas?

[skeeter]

Obviously he was beaten. But I wonder why - Someone upset he was carrying the Kenyan Klown's water and not his old friends in the Family?

It may be enlightening to see who the Dims put up as his replacement.

[4yearlurker]

I say either falling down drunk or a attitude adjustment.

[Timber Rattler]

Or perhaps his younger brother....?

Brother of Sen. Harry Reid arrested, accused of punching Nevada state trooper

[stevio]

When this first came he said he did the heaviest band or something similar. Yea, like he could do that. He’s freaking delusional.

[jonsie]

This happened around New Years when the whiskey flows freely, so I think his younger brother got drunk and hit Harry, much like he did when he hit the state trooper.