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Parents Must Sign Permission Slip Before Kids Can Eat Oreos
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| March. 26, 2015
| Lenore Skenazy
Posted on 03/26/2015 8:48:34 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey
There are 18-wheelers with brake problems, hungry bears just stumbling out of hibernation, and lawnmowers that suddenly shift into reverse. And then there's the unparalleled danger of Double Stuff Oreos. Thank goodness this teacher requires parents to sign off on cookie consumption—if they dare.
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To: MeshugeMikey
It’s a frame-up:
An early attempt to establish a paper-trail so they can document irresponsible parenting when you later object to gay or muzzie or global warming instruction.
CPS and the lesbo principle will wave your Irresponsible Food Abuse paperwork in your face, then you’ll shut-up.
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:39:26 AM PDT
by
gaijin
To: MeshugeMikey
Maybe it's because they just came out with these ;)
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JSiFWSm8gQk/U7A4mrnDBeI/AAAAAAAAHMw/f4qGXxzPecs/s1600/IMG_0565%255B1%255D.JPG")
I bought some the other day. How about permission slips before they eat those school lunches?
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:39:38 AM PDT
by
Trillian
To: stephenjohnbanker
What are the rules for Fig Newtons? Can we still put them in the freezer???
To: Trillian
How about permission slips before they eat those school lunches? School lunches are authorized by the godverment, peasant. Just like abortion and birth control.
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:45:12 AM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Red Badger
My 2nd favorite after the double-stuff.
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:45:40 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: mountn man
Ya know, I've had a LOT of experience in jobs as a retail security operative and if I saw a woman who stood like that, I'd watch her or (accidentally) jostle her or get another employee to frighten her. I found women with frozen turkeys, hams, thirteen sweaters and believe it or not, a TV up in there. Nobody stands like that unless they have a bad rash.
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:48:36 AM PDT
by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: Trillian
ARE THEY HALAL??
Are they Appropriate for those NORWUZZ Celebrations in the NYC Schools.
Were doomed if we dont stop this sort of nonsense!
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:48:49 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: LYDIAONTARIO
They are no longer called Fig Newtons.
Just Newtons.
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:49:18 AM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: moovova
Im waiting for the Islamic Oreo....
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:49:44 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: moovova
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:50:12 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:50:47 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MeshugeMikey
Obama kids ? They have a pastry chef.
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:52:00 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: moovova
They are addictive................
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:52:13 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: stephenjohnbanker
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:53:12 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: LYDIAONTARIO
What are the rules for Fig Newtons?
Fig Newtons sounds too close to genius Issac Newton, who is a dead white male.
No Fig Newtons.
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:53:40 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:53:49 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: stephenjohnbanker
... Adam and Eve wore fig leaves, so that’s out as well.........
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:54:39 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: stephenjohnbanker
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:55:36 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: LYDIAONTARIO
Famous Amos cookies are OK, as Wally is a dead black male.
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:56:16 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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