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Parents Must Sign Permission Slip Before Kids Can Eat Oreos
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| March. 26, 2015
| Lenore Skenazy
Posted on 03/26/2015 8:48:34 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey
There are 18-wheelers with brake problems, hungry bears just stumbling out of hibernation, and lawnmowers that suddenly shift into reverse. And then there's the unparalleled danger of Double Stuff Oreos. Thank goodness this teacher requires parents to sign off on cookie consumptionif they dare.
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To: Billthedrill
lets not Forget Ojay! and OBAMA!
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:23:17 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MeshugeMikey
Isn’t Oreo a raysiss dog whistle anyway?
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:23:53 AM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:24:30 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: mykroar
I had no idea that things had "advanced" This Far!
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:24:58 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:25:49 AM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: stephenjohnbanker
I wonder when the Obama kids will be forced to undergo this sort of thing?
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:25:53 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Grampa Dave
Indeed. Education does not mean Indoctrination...EVER!!
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:26:38 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MeshugeMikey
The teacher just wants to be compliant with the wookie’s stance on no junk food in school.
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:30:37 AM PDT
by
azishot
(God made man but Samuel Colt made them equal.)
To: Billthedrill
And what, I ask you, did all these people have in common?
SERIAL MURDER, THAT'S WHAT!Don't you mean CEREAL murder?
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:30:52 AM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: azishot
should she become President...and have the teacher arrested for insurrection
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:32:44 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MeshugeMikey
A kid’ll eat the middle of an Oreo first.......if he has a permission slip.............and save the chocolate cookies outside for last.............
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:33:32 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: azishot
You said the wookie's stance.
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:33:45 AM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Red Badger
Everything requires a permission slip...........except abortion............... and condoms
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:35:00 AM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: MeshugeMikey
They already do, except instead of Oreos, its non-organic arugula and wild caught salmon mousse......
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:35:24 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: Red Badger
I'll eat the middle first, then stack up the cookies, then chow them down.
I love the cookie part the best.
Nom nom nom nom
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:35:46 AM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: MeshugeMikey
Light-skinned Oreo...
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:36:05 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: mountn man
Put one Oreo inside each cheek.
Then do like the kid in Home Alone movie poster.............
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:36:44 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: mountn man
Oh boy, I asked for it didn’t I?
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:37:14 AM PDT
by
azishot
(God made man but Samuel Colt made them equal.)
To: moovova
Alien Oreos...........(legal)........
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:38:01 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: MeshugeMikey
Still trying to figure out how to simulate plate tectonics with a OREO. Must be one stale cookie.
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