Does America now have a bald FLOTUS? What happened to Michelle's hair?

American Thinker ^ | 03/25/2015 | Jeannie DeAngelis

[SeekAndFind]

Michelle Obama is home from her #letgirlslearn swing through Asia and back to hawking fruits and veggies from the stainless steel area deep within the hallowed halls of the White House kitchen.

Appearing for a segment on Jeopardy, the million-dollar question has now become: what happened to Michelle’s hair?

Surrounded by a harvest brimming with God’s bounty and standing in front of a very large soup pot, the FLOTUS sported a hairdo that gave the optical illusion of baldheadedness.

Looking like a female rendition of her husband’s hairdo in between dye jobs, Michelle seemed totally unaware of people not focusing on a word she was saying because instead of watching her lips, they were staring directly at the top of her head. 

Nonetheless, the FLOTUS continued to instruct the Jeopardy audience, most of whom are senior citizens, on things like rinsing the sodium off canned vegetables and remembering to eat lots of vitamin A-rich sweet potatoes.

Clearly, what was happening was that Mrs. Obama had her hair slicked back, and with the lighting and the stainless steel reflecting off her noodle, coupled with her body-hugging dress, the FLOTUS assumed the appearance of a silvery female version of Captain Jean-Luc Picard on Star Trek.

[Nea Wood]

I always thought she wore a wig. I hear people squealing over her adorable hairstyle, and I just wish a gust of wind would blow the wig off someday.

[Spunky]

She is finally going natural. All the other hair do’s have been wigs.

[chris37]

Yes, what little hair she has is pulled into a tight ball, so what?

It’s pretty obvious that she wears a wig of thick, fake hair most times, because she doesn’t have much real hair as you can see quite clearly above.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

What I can’t understand is why she never had her teeth fixed. She can’t even close her lips.

[Carriage Hill]

Who gives a crap about her? I’m admiring the commercial kitchen set-up.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

She usually wears a ‘hair hat’.

[rainee]

She wears a wig..hair is pulled back into tight ponytail.
Maybe she thought wig was in place before filming video for national tv.

I’m sure this will start another race baiting war.
Why is everyone picking on Moochelle nappy hair??
She’s a proud black woman who can go on tv pre-weave, we love her courage & boldness! I can already hear it.,

[NorthMountain]

Reptiles don’t have hair.

[hal ogen]

Given she has a history of hating “whitey”...why is she getting whiter? Compare her skin tone now with her skin tone in her high school picture.

[FES0844]

Also wearing pink. Supporting breast cancer?

[patriotspride]

am i the only one that sees her as having her hair pulled back tight in a ball?

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That’s what I think she did.

Other wise she is trying to copy a J Lo hair trick that she has been using on this seasons American Idol.

[TangoLimaSierra]

am i the only one that sees her as having her hair pulled back tight in a ball?

Evidently not. That's what it says in the article.

[iontheball]

No reason to hide it anymore. It is a LGBT victory celebration statement. They have won. Michael got his butch or has this been the case all along? Just slap a wig on and some lipstick and the switch back is what it is.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Yep. And she and Bozo have had nose jobs.

[Joe Boucher]

Buzz cut doesn’t help that shelf ass any.

[Kenny Bunk]

Those of us "in the know" have long been telling youse guys that the 2016 Dem Ticket is:

For POTUS: Joey Plugs
For VPOTUS: Michelle Robinson

In order to give the slate a "team look," La Moochelle is adopting Joey Plugs hairstyle.To refresh your memory, voilà la mise en scene: Joey and La Mooch trounce the Republicans in a landslide after the Republican Congress sits around for two long years waiting to be blamed and punished for Depression II, which shows few signs of real recovery. Joey succumbs to infected hair plugs during his inauguration speech (plagiarized from stuff Clement Attlee said, and Tony Blair). Michelle (former wife of America's first gay POTUS) assumes complete power. Three months later, she will marry Raila Odinga.

The Bilderburgers and the Trilateral Commission have worked this all out at the Illuminati Convention, held last week in Perth Amboy.

[trisham]

Me, too. I’d love to have a bigger kitchen.

[Lucky2]

I used to work for this big, black lib woman who wore a wig. It made her head itch as she sit in her office and scratch her head all day. That darn wig would move back and forth on her head. It was obnoxious!

[RightGeek]

Michelle has been wearing wigs for years. Short hair makes it easier.

[grumpygresh]

Is she a he?