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(Satire) 16-Year Old Girl Claims Former President Bill Clinton is Her Father
Teaparty.org ^ | 3/13/15 | Tea party

Posted on 03/13/2015 3:07:46 PM PDT by barmag25

(World News Daily) – A 16-year old girl has presented a paternity action lawsuit this morning, before an Arkansas state court, alleging that the former president of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton, is her biological father.

Alyssa Gilmore claims that her mother, a former secretary of the oval office named Whitney Gilmore, had an affair with President Clinton between 1998 and 2001. She says she was born out of that relationship, and demands that Mr. Clinton undergoes a paternity test to prove that her story is true.

- See more at: http://www.teaparty.org/16-year-old-girl-claims-former-president-bill-clinton-father-88728/#sthash.FkzK7Ev7.dpuf

(Excerpt) Read more at teaparty.org ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: alyssagilmore; arkansas; clinton; satire; whitneygilmore
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To: BenLurkin
Hence his title “The Sink Emperor”

“Brian Williams, who was standing by the sink, narrowly avoided being splattered in the crossfire.”

81 posted on 03/13/2015 3:31:31 PM PDT by kiryandil (making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
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To: digger48
Based on his history its not a stretch to believe that he was involved with her mother. a 16 year old girl

digger - this TOTALLY gets him off the hook! He can now claim that he was "visiting his daughter" on Epstein's little girl sex island.

82 posted on 03/13/2015 3:34:47 PM PDT by kiryandil (making the jests that some FReepers aren't allowed to...)
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To: barmag25

WoW.. the muslim President’s main Daddy-o-la.. with treason rock-a-rolla...

and the MamaHil’s-Camel’s nose under the tent for 2016.. pretty much an obnoxious cartoon..

Actually having Bubba as daddy is not something to be bragged about.. much be trailer park genes..


83 posted on 03/13/2015 3:34:47 PM PDT by hosepipe (" This propaganda has been edited (specifically) to include some fully orbed hyperbole.. ")
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To: barmag25

Remember that little boy in Arkansas that was the spit and image of Bill?


84 posted on 03/13/2015 3:35:09 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: barmag25

Gotta Luv it!


85 posted on 03/13/2015 3:35:34 PM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: barmag25

First word in the title is “SATIRE”.


86 posted on 03/13/2015 3:36:21 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: barmag25

Yes, I think that Bill has been shooting blanks for many years...likely even before Chelsea was born.


87 posted on 03/13/2015 3:37:28 PM PDT by House Atreides (CRUZ or lose!)
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To: UCANSEE2

It may be satire, but the topic is highly believable


88 posted on 03/13/2015 3:38:20 PM PDT by BigEdLB (We're experienceing the rule of a Roman Emperor, Barack I)
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To: UCANSEE2

Mods added


89 posted on 03/13/2015 3:38:47 PM PDT by barmag25 (Cruz 2016)
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To: UCANSEE2

Someone needs to tell the Tea Party, unless that link is a fake.


90 posted on 03/13/2015 3:39:22 PM PDT by TwelveOfTwenty (See my home page for some of my answers to the left's talking points.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Is that Whitney Gilmore on the right of this picture? It look a lot like Tipper Gore to me.


91 posted on 03/13/2015 3:40:09 PM PDT by Gumdrop
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To: digger48

Really? 23 Posts? Man, we are slipping.


92 posted on 03/13/2015 3:43:55 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: digger48

That classroom photo is hilarious! But here is a picture of Bill’s mother, Virginia Clinton Kelley, from the same side of her face. Is there resemblance?
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.politicsdaily.com/media/2010/12/virginia-kelley-bill-clinton-240mn1209101.jpg

And the 16 year old from the story is pictured at the link.


93 posted on 03/13/2015 3:45:33 PM PDT by outinyellowdogcountry
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To: digger48

Based on his history its not a stretch to believe that he was involved with her mother AND a 16 year old girl. (At the same time.)


94 posted on 03/13/2015 3:50:37 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Is she opting for the 1950s sitcom mom look?


95 posted on 03/13/2015 3:51:17 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

She’s definitely his type.


96 posted on 03/13/2015 3:52:34 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: kiryandil

“And I said, ‘Bill, that’ll really mess up your drain.’”


97 posted on 03/13/2015 3:53:50 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: digger48

Omg!! The funniest ever!


98 posted on 03/13/2015 3:55:18 PM PDT by Toespi
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To: Uncle Miltie

Guilty!


99 posted on 03/13/2015 3:56:38 PM PDT by Gasshog (DemoKKKrats: Leaders of the Free Stuff World)
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To: barmag25

Get in line, girl...


100 posted on 03/13/2015 3:57:16 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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