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(Satire) 16-Year Old Girl Claims Former President Bill Clinton is Her Father
Teaparty.org ^ | 3/13/15 | Tea party

Posted on 03/13/2015 3:07:46 PM PDT by barmag25

(World News Daily) – A 16-year old girl has presented a paternity action lawsuit this morning, before an Arkansas state court, alleging that the former president of the United States, William Jefferson Clinton, is her biological father.

Alyssa Gilmore claims that her mother, a former secretary of the oval office named Whitney Gilmore, had an affair with President Clinton between 1998 and 2001. She says she was born out of that relationship, and demands that Mr. Clinton undergoes a paternity test to prove that her story is true.

- See more at: http://www.teaparty.org/16-year-old-girl-claims-former-president-bill-clinton-father-88728/#sthash.FkzK7Ev7.dpuf

(Excerpt) Read more at teaparty.org ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: alyssagilmore; arkansas; clinton; satire; whitneygilmore
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To: TBP
Hillary is indeed her own sitcom!

a sort of Reality-TV Tragic Comedy sort of mashup Extravaganza

when is ....she going to blame the VRWC for all her WOES...again???


101 posted on 03/13/2015 3:59:23 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: barmag25
WNDR assumes however all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any persons, living, dead, or undead is purely a miracle.
102 posted on 03/13/2015 4:00:58 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: kiryandil

its the Bill Clinton Elementary School!!


103 posted on 03/13/2015 4:21:47 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/16-year-old-girl-claims-former-president-bill-clinton-is-her-father/
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/clinton.jpg
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/clinton4.jpg


104 posted on 03/13/2015 4:22:32 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW!)
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To: BigEdLB

The headline on the post says “satire” in parentheses. So, doesn’t that sort of change things?


105 posted on 03/13/2015 4:27:42 PM PDT by huckfillary
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To: barmag25

A scandal so utterly unthreatening to the Clinton Cabal that he's going to school in....

AUSTRALIA.

106 posted on 03/13/2015 4:58:44 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: kristinn
This article is a joke, literally. Original source is satire site

Wow. 64 posts till someone lets on that it is satire.

107 posted on 03/13/2015 5:02:25 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To win the country back, we need to be as mean as the libs say we are.)
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To: digger48

Et tu, Irene Ryan(Granny of the Beverly Hillbillies)? Middle row, far right say it’s so.


108 posted on 03/13/2015 5:06:20 PM PDT by Chewbarkah
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To: UCANSEE2

The ONLY thing I don’t like about FR:
the complete, blind embrace of unsourced stories (by way too many of us) that are clearly tagged with the word “SATIRE”.


109 posted on 03/13/2015 5:26:35 PM PDT by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: barmag25

Print out a page with pictures of Alyssa, Chelsea, Bubba and Webb. Show it to a member of a primitive tribe who has no idea who they are and ask him to match the father and daughter. We all know what the answers will be, and they are not flattering for Mr. and Mrs. Clinton.


110 posted on 03/13/2015 6:24:03 PM PDT by allblues (God is neither a Republican nor a Democrat but Satan is definitely a Democrat)
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To: JohnBrowdie

Only thing is, Chelsea looks more like her biological father, Web Hubbel.


111 posted on 03/13/2015 6:34:55 PM PDT by JudyinCanada
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To: JudyinCanada

Webb lives in Charlotte now.
Chelsea’s baby’s name is Charlotte.

coincidence?


112 posted on 03/13/2015 6:37:20 PM PDT by nascarnation (Impeach, convict, deport)
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To: barmag25

It would have been a more interesting and more credible, to write about Bill assaulting a 16 year old girl. Bill has been visiting a certain place where minors are ‘available’.


113 posted on 03/13/2015 7:27:46 PM PDT by adorno (a)
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To: barmag25

Just one 16 year old is claiming Bill is her father? I thought he would have a lot more bastard children running around than that.


114 posted on 03/13/2015 7:48:08 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (It's better to die free than live as a slave)
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To: TangoLimaSierra
Wow. 64 posts till someone lets on that it is satire.

Someone needs to tell whoever maintains the Tea Party site this. They still have the article up.

115 posted on 03/14/2015 4:22:31 AM PDT by TwelveOfTwenty (See my home page for some of my answers to the left's talking points.)
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To: MeshugeMikey
Hoax? WND foto wrong girl

Kinda weird. BTW, Jennifer Flowers said, "Bill told me he shot blanks. Mumps."

116 posted on 03/14/2015 7:36:41 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk ( Obama told us what he'd do, and did it. How about your Republican Representative?)
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To: BigEdLB
...resemblence....

As one (Holiday Inn Express Grad) geneticist to another, why would there be a resemblance between Web Hubbell's kid with Hillary, and Bill's kid with Whitney Gilmore?
There ain't.

117 posted on 03/14/2015 7:40:00 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk ( Obama told us what he'd do, and did it. How about your Republican Representative?)
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To: Kenny Bunk

trust but VERIFY!


118 posted on 03/14/2015 8:02:41 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: jjotto

Arkancide or cover up?


119 posted on 03/14/2015 8:05:05 PM PDT by 1010RD (First, Do No Harm)
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To: Toespi

Total media black out. Fox isn’t even carrying it.


120 posted on 03/14/2015 8:06:15 PM PDT by 1010RD (First, Do No Harm)
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