Study: Earth’s Orbit Causes Global Warming Today And Climate Change 1.4 Billion Years Ago

Daily Caller ^ | 03/11/2015 | Michael Bastasch

[Opinionated Blowhard]

This is horrible. Man-made pollution was so bad 10,000 years ago that it caused the Earth to shift its orbit!!!!!

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Horse hockey puck!

[RayChuang88]

The REAL culprit should be that fireball 93 million miles away called the Sun. Remember, the Sun's has a huge range of energy output, and changes in various types of energy output could change the Earth's climate quite dramatically--for example the famous Maunder Minimum from 1645 to 1715, when the sunspot count essentially went to near zero.

[txrefugee]

Let’s see if the Climate Change Cult can change the orbit of the earth by passing another ton of EPA regulations. Fools.

[Fungi]

Free and loose with all those times. Nonsense.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

“Although our research suggests that GCC is a bunch of hooey, we still wish to receive money from the government and be invited to conferences in vacation destinations so...”

[Personal Responsibility]

Shifts in the Earth’s orbit cannot be taxed, they cannot give the Left more power and they cannot be used to control the masses.

Therefore, this science is flawed.

[MrB]

Wouldn't that be horse hockey STICK?

[MrB]

Now wait a minute...

I’m betting these “Fluctuations in Earth’s orbit” are

CAUSED BY

man-made global warming!

[MrB]

Fluctuations in Earth’s orbit

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An Asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says “Fluctuations”. The Asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: “Fluct you Amelicans too!”

[drbuzzard]

Yeah, exactly. Gotta maintain proper obeisance to AGW theory or the money spigot and any ability to publish will vanish in an instant.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

With the earth wobbling as much as it does, I thought the puck would make a more grounded response.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Hilarious! Too bad I can't tell that joke around here.

Reminds me of the classic (er crassic?)...

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Ilene

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other in Japan?
Irene

[Jim from C-Town]

Darn Man-caused Milankovitch Cycle.

We MUST put more power in the hands of the politicians to regulate our every day lives and stop the horrible Earth Wobble! Please, Help us oh Mighty Obama!

[MrB]

Did you know that many Asian men have cataracts?

Yeah, the rest drive rincuns and shevlo rays.

[alloysteel]

There may come to be so many fluctuations in the earth’s orbit, that we would one day plunge too deep into the Sun’s gravitational well, and the end arrives anyway.

I go more along with sunspots, than with orbital variations large enough to measurably affect the earth’s climate. Inertia and Newton’s First Law would seem to apply - an object at rest remains at rest, and an object once set into motion continues in motion, until acted upon by an outside force. A stable orbit, once achieved, remains stable.

If in some four billion years, the earth has not fallen into the Sun, it ain’t gonna happen.

[Red Badger]

HERESY!
BURN THEM IN CAGES!
THIS MUST BE DESTROYED!.................

[ully2]

Answer me this, if the sun were to go dark tomorrow, how long would we still be complaining about global warming?

[yobid]

The SUN is 13 million times larger than Earth. Think about that and tell me what controls our climate.