There IS a pathology going on in Brian’s head.
He needs to get help!
Despite the efforts of Conservative Scientists worldwide over many, many years there is yet to be discovered a cure for LIBERALISM. It remains today an incurable disease.
Brian “WALTER MITTY” Williams is a delusional character in James Thurber’s short story “The Secret Life of Brian “Walter Mitty” Williams, first heard on the farcical NBC Network.
Mitty(Williams) is a meek, mild man with limited intelligence,a vivid fantasy life, and a problem telling the truth: in a few dozen broadcasts he imagines himself a wartime pilot, an emergency-room surgeon, and a devil-may-care killer. The character’s name has come into more general use to refer to an ineffectual dreamer, appearing in several NBC shows.[2] The American Heritage Dictionary defines a Mitty(Williams) as “an very ordinary, happless, often ineffectual person who indulges in fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs”.
Once you lie, you’ll have to lie again in order to cover the first lie that started it all.
Aw come on, poor little Brian is still traumatized from the “harrowing sandstorm” he so bravely endured !
“Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend
Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don’t tell the truth uh
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof”
-The Temptations
It could be as simple as sleep deprivation. It's been my experience that people who exhibit this kind of behavior also do considerable amounts of amphetamine and/or cocaine.