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‘Free range cannibalism’? Hearty mockery as blizzard-fearing NYC hipsters storm Whole Foods
Twitchy ^ | January 26, 2015

Posted on 01/26/2015 6:03:35 PM PST by Squawk 8888

"911, what's your emergency?"

"IT'S SNOWING AND WE'RE OUT OF KALE!"

(Excerpt) Read more at twitchy.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: New York
KEYWORDS: newyork
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1 posted on 01/26/2015 6:03:35 PM PST by Squawk 8888
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To: Squawk 8888

WE’RE OUT OF WHEAT GRASS??!!


2 posted on 01/26/2015 6:05:04 PM PST by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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To: Squawk 8888
dpnt warren wilhelm de blasio has gone out fpr beer.....


3 posted on 01/26/2015 6:07:39 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Squawk 8888

You can always substitute arugula.


4 posted on 01/26/2015 6:08:19 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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5 posted on 01/26/2015 6:09:07 PM PST by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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To: Squawk 8888

OH MY GOD THEY ARE OUT OF CARROT JUICE!!!


6 posted on 01/26/2015 6:09:14 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Squawk 8888

That looked pretty brutal. The kale aisle was empty and it looked like they might be running low on hemp bumwad. The humanity!


7 posted on 01/26/2015 6:11:12 PM PST by Billthedrill
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8 posted on 01/26/2015 6:11:41 PM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else need s said?)
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I guess all those greenies are gonna get backed up with the lack of kale and flaxseed in their pantries and refrigerators.

No wonder why no liberal makes sense, the food they ingests causes them to defecate it all out!


9 posted on 01/26/2015 6:14:45 PM PST by InsidiousMongo
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Freepers mistaking New York for San Francisco. You can’t even find arugula or carrot juice in midtown Manhattan much less the Bronx and Queens.


10 posted on 01/26/2015 6:17:40 PM PST by miss marmelstein (Richard the Third: Loyalty Binds Me)
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To: cripplecreek

finally another good reason to be in california...

they are few and far between by the way.


11 posted on 01/26/2015 6:19:05 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Squawk 8888

Should be buying beans and bottled water at Walmart


12 posted on 01/26/2015 6:20:18 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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"Free-range cannibalism" -- LOLOL!!!!!!!

Love it!

13 posted on 01/26/2015 6:23:55 PM PST by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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Funniest damn thing I’ve see in a while. Great post!


14 posted on 01/26/2015 6:23:57 PM PST by Tenacious 1 (POPOF. President Of Pants On Fire.)
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To: Squawk 8888

I’m going to die if I don’t get my blackstrap molasses.


15 posted on 01/26/2015 6:26:46 PM PST by Old Yeller (Civil rights are for civilized people.)
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No wonder why no liberal makes sense, the food they ingests causes them to defecate it all out!

And here I thought that they were F.O.S.

16 posted on 01/26/2015 6:27:20 PM PST by lightman (O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict'ry o'er Her enemies.)
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To: Squawk 8888

If some folks from West Virginia were smart, they’d load up some friends in 4X4s and do some free “shopping” in NYC during the blizzard.

Are 4x4 pick up trucks legal in NYC?


17 posted on 01/26/2015 6:27:49 PM PST by Tenacious 1 (POPOF. President Of Pants On Fire.)
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To: Squawk 8888

Conservatives being the self reliant types will come out of the blizzard intact. Liberals on the otherhand being reliant on others for their wants and needs will turn into the Donner Party redeux if there’s cosmic justice.


18 posted on 01/26/2015 6:30:22 PM PST by SCHROLL
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To: cripplecreek

CNN is praying that a plane goes missing in the snow.


19 posted on 01/26/2015 6:33:41 PM PST by Squawk 8888 (Will steal your comments & post them on Twitter)
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To: Squawk 8888

"My precious!"
20 posted on 01/26/2015 6:33:55 PM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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