Criminal act against property going viral

KPRC, NBC 2, Houston TX ^ | Jan 19 2015 06:11:36 PM CST | Bill Spencer

[Olog-hai]

It is a crime spree and viral internet sensation that started in Chicago last May and is spreading across the country like wildfire. […]

It's called “Put ’Em In A Coffin,” and it was created by a rap musician named VonMar, who has posted dozens of videos of himself doing it. He's even been arrested for it.

Just what is “Put ’Em In A Coffin”?

James McHugh, 28, lives in the Fifth Ward, and he can tell you exactly what it is, because it happened to him this past weekend.

“A group of young idiots, just out for laughs, to get themselves internet cred. They’ll go out and film themselves jumping onto cars,” McHugh says. …

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“OK genius, one or more kids are lying dead or wounded in your driveway. What series of events happen next?”

OK, you are a little slow so I will help you out.
1-The cops, EMTs etc show up to deal with a multiple shooting and to find out what happened.
2- you tell them “the bastards jumped on my truck and paid the price”.
3- The cops put you in handcuffs and off to the station you go.
4- If one of the victims is alive he will say some crazy guy came out of his house with a gun and when we tried to run away he shot us.
5- At the Police station, after booking you meet the friendly prosecutor who tells you that you will be charged with murder, attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, etc etc.
5-

See where this is going?

[Eaker]

Hey n00bie, couldn’t you understand post# 38?

I don’t know how to dumb it down any further so hopefully you can get someone to help you read and understand it.

[21twelve]

In the state of Washington you can use deadly force to stop a felony against you or anyone else. Vandalism causing damages more than $750 is a felony.

But agreed, while legaly one could shoot some punk doing a bunch of damage to your vehicle (or your neighbors), it is probably not the wisest route to go.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“Hey n00bie, couldn’t you understand post# 38? I don’t know how to dumb it down any further so hopefully you can get someone to help you read and understand it.”

Here is a sure way to know you lost an argument-
1-You have to look up someone’s start date to see if you can call them a Noob.
2- You call them a noob even though they are NOT a noob (start date 2.5 years ago).

But it gets worse for you because post #38 is my response to your ridiculous assumption.

Now how about you go back to post #41 and tell me where I’m wrong? FYI, I really am trying to help you avoid doing something stupid (and you are making it quite a challenge).

Last piece of advice, go get a copy of “In the Gravest Extreme” by Massad Ayoob and read it twice before you carry a weapon in public.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“In the state of Washington you can use deadly force to stop a felony against you or anyone else. Vandalism causing damages more than $750 is a felony. But agreed, while legaly one could shoot some punk doing a bunch of damage to your vehicle (or your neighbors), it is probably not the wisest route to go.”

Texas law is similar IIRC. An “expert” on Texas gun laws told us that you could legally kill someone for stealing the newspaper off your front porch. Personally I’ll pass on that, but some folks (who shall go nameless) seem to think that shooting someone would add much needed inches to their d*ck.

[Eaker]

Are you still babbling?

I have made it five decades and have done very well without you so fong off boy.

Note, I didn’t bother reading your post so I hope for your sake you didn’t put much effort into it.

Now, go make your man a sandwich.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

You finally worked up enough nerve to respond to my post (which you DID read). All you have is insults and no real arguments. I will waste no more time with you since it is obvious I can lead an AZZ-hole to knowledge but can’t make him think.

[Eaker]

Are you still here bunghole coward?

Isn’t there a gutless anonymous meeting missing you somewhere?