Why would a lesbian find a mannish female even remotely attractive?
Kyle: Weak, dude. She only likes other lesbians?
Stan: Hey, man. If she only likes other lesbians, then all we gotta do is become lesbians, too!
Kyle: Hey, yeah!
Cartman: You guys. Ya know what? My grandma was Dutch Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian - that makes me quarter-lesbian.
Stan: You’re just saying that, Cartman.
Kyle: Yeah, you’re not a lesbian, fatass.
Cartman: I am, too!
Stan: What the hell are you doing, Cartman?
Cartman: My mom said if you want to become a lesbian you have to lick carpet.
Kyle: Really?
Stan: Well I got a...Indi-glo...Girls CD. The guy at the record store said it was perfect. [he pops the CD into the stereo]
Kyle: And I got these killer Birken-stocks.
[Stan and Kyle promptly join Cartman on the floor. Kenny studies them for a moment, drops down and thinks a bit, then starts licking]
Indiglo Girls singer: I woke up very early one Sunday morn...
Cartman: This is a bunch of crap! I’ve been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don’t feel like a lesbian!
Stan: I can’t wait for Ms. Ellen to see what a raging lesbian I am.
Cartman: I’m a bigger lesbian than you!
Stan: No, you’re a fatter lesbian than me.
Kyle: Screw you guys, I’m king lesbian!
Beats me
I've always wondered the same thing when I see a feminine lesbian with a manly girlfriend. Why do they prefer a cheap imitation (some might say parody) of the opposite sex as opposed to either a. an actual male partner or b. a feminine female partner? Same thing applies in reverse to masculine homosexual men with effeminate "boy"friends.
Looking at the posted examples, it would appear that none of them could attract someone of the opposite sex so they chose another one who looked similar to themselves. Who said “opposites attract”?
Six idiots.