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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Darksheare

I pity you. You’re borderline mentally ill


81 posted on 01/09/2015 11:27:42 PM PST by stuck_in_new_orleans
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To: stuck_in_new_orleans; Timber Rattler; MHGinTN

Lol.
And what proof do you have.
Wow us with your clinical diagnostics.

Meanwhile, MKUltra, cointelpro were both programs that actually existed.
Under MKUltra, people were dosed with various chemical compounds without their consent and often without their knowledge.
A scientist by the name of Olsen got dosed with LSD, somehow “magically” fell thirteen stories while sharing a room with a guy who pretty much claimed he saw and heard nothing.
That was 1953.

Now, are you seriously going to claim the alphabet agencies aren’t spying on Americans?
They were doing it back then, and they never stopped.
Only difference is the focus and intent.
Or do you think government is gumdrops and sunshine all the time?


82 posted on 01/09/2015 11:35:28 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Vendome

Kim Cattrall...proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.


83 posted on 01/09/2015 11:46:31 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: RichInOC

"AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

84 posted on 01/09/2015 11:48:37 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: RichInOC

I thought that was beer and soft toilet paper along with warm showers?


85 posted on 01/09/2015 11:48:51 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

I think it’s okay.


86 posted on 01/10/2015 3:08:13 AM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: Tax-chick

But does Jake approve?


87 posted on 01/10/2015 3:29:17 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

I’ll ask him later. He’s gone back to bed.


88 posted on 01/10/2015 3:30:38 AM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: Tax-chick

Shannon likely would just say “nyerk?” and wonder about what madness the humans are babbling about.
(Bribe her?)


89 posted on 01/10/2015 3:34:14 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

When they get hungry, one or both will show up to walk on the keyboard and suggest that they’ll push me out a window if I don’t fill the bowl.


90 posted on 01/10/2015 3:37:25 AM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: Tax-chick

We wait then.
In fright of the feline masters.


91 posted on 01/10/2015 3:40:57 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

I found Jake in the hall with a stuffed dragon. He showed me his Claw and then went to sit on the back of the sofa. I think that means, “Turn the sun on, now.”


92 posted on 01/10/2015 3:44:18 AM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: Tax-chick

Yeesh, he’s grumpy before his morning sunbeam.


93 posted on 01/10/2015 3:47:20 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

I’m concerned about a possible alliance between Jake and the dragon.


94 posted on 01/10/2015 3:49:01 AM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: Tax-chick

I can see Jake getting upset with his “mom” interrupting a meeting.
“And so, Cat Co Industries will supply the human labor, and Oh geeze, mom!”


95 posted on 01/10/2015 3:52:53 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Heh.

The heater is blowing warm air on him, there on the sofa back. He looks smug.


96 posted on 01/10/2015 3:57:04 AM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: Tax-chick

Of course, he haz heatz.


97 posted on 01/10/2015 3:59:46 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: RegulatorCountry

good ridance to another doper!!!


98 posted on 01/10/2015 4:08:24 AM PST by dalereed
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To: ClearCase_guy

What a strange coincidence-I watched that episode on YouTube just yesterday.


99 posted on 01/10/2015 4:10:05 AM PST by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away)
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To: Darksheare

He decided to go out: time to hassle the mockingbird.


100 posted on 01/10/2015 4:12:22 AM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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