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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^
| January 9, 2015
| DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER
Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: RegulatorCountry
Were they carrying briefcases with IRS on the side?
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:37:31 PM PST
by
TaMoDee
(Go Pack Go! The Pack is back in 2014!)
To: RegulatorCountry; Slings and Arrows; GeronL
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:39:33 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: RegulatorCountry
I don't know if I can sleep tonight. If I do, I just know she'll have her way with me. Any suggestions?
To: RegulatorCountry
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:43:02 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: RegulatorCountry
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:43:07 PM PST
by
Norm Lenhart
(Landru/Romney 2016: "Are you Of the Body, Brother?")
To: RegulatorCountry
There was a episode of Twilight Zone where this guy thought that things were chasing him very similar to this
To: PistolPaknMama
I’d jump too if they were after me. Wonder what they wanted.
Change for the vending machine.
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:44:32 PM PST
by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
To: Darksheare
it could be the next Undead Thread?There's no such thing as an Undead mannequin, is there?
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:44:48 PM PST
by
PROCON
(Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
To: SamAdams76
My, what long legs she has.
To: RegulatorCountry
Maybe he ran afoul of FASB. I’ve long suspected them of being in actuality a council of high wizards bent on world domination ;)
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:45:41 PM PST
by
BlackAdderess
("Give me a but a firm spot on which to stand, and I shall move the earth". --Archimedes)
To: PROCON
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:47:58 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: ClearCase_guy
To: RegulatorCountry
To: Darksheare; PROCON
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:53:35 PM PST
by
moose07
(The Camels have reached the parking lot.)
To: Dalberg-Acton
I live on a corridor for it. Evil is a genuine descriptor. Anyone that ever saw it made would have to be a raving lunatic to ingest it. It’s mostly contaminated pool cleaner mixed with hardware store chemicals.
And it destroys the body FAST.
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:55:05 PM PST
by
Norm Lenhart
(Landru/Romney 2016: "Are you Of the Body, Brother?")
To: moose07; PROCON
Undead mannequins, hunting fleshies?
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:56:31 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
It appears to meet the most stringent criteria....
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:57:48 PM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(Mind your atomic bonds.)
To: Darksheare; PROCON
Yes, just add a little of the magic Drink and some Heavy Metal music...anything is possible.
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:58:30 PM PST
by
moose07
(The Camels have reached the parking lot.)
To: Darksheare
I wonder what strange drug the murderers are using to push these poor souls over the edge?
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posted on
01/09/2015 7:58:51 PM PST
by
MHGinTN
To: SamAdams76
Suggestions? Yes, slap the fool who did the photoshop stretching of the girl’s legs.
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posted on
01/09/2015 8:01:03 PM PST
by
MHGinTN
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