Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.
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Maybe not, but there are some really really close contenders.
Alcee is one. Hank Johnson - fresh from being waterboarded when Guam tipped over - is another. And don't forget ol' Maxine Waters, And the troika of Fienstein, Boxer, and Pelosie... Or almost any Demoncrat since Zell is no longer there..
Maxine: “ I am OUTRAGED !! “
That’s all she says, all she does : )
Biden.
Game over.
Dumb as soup.
My BP topped out at 247/100; at that point, I emailed the doctor’s office. It has come down, some 211/84, and I am not going to take any more of the BP meds. I hope it doesn’t take too many days for it to get down to a more acceptable point.
It’s sunny, 79 degrees, 18% and breeze is SSW @ 12. Gorgeous! I just went out and sat with a neighbor at the remada, and my door is wide open.
I need to get something to eat, but I don’t know what I want...
Yes, he actually paid for my idiot test 3 times.
Be careful of anything you can buy at the store. I heard on the news yesterday that food bought from the store is full of DNA.
Next activist group - Ban DNA’ers...
HEh.
I've seen pictures. All those geeks, and no one could or would bother to take a decent picture.
It was like a room full of third children.
Whirled peas.
Or middle children...
All that I am saying is I gave peas a chance...
Hmm.. may be a plan.
And LOL at your tagline.
He said it with such a sincere sense of outrage.
It is a kinda lame thread, but it was a quickzot..
(If you’re interested in part 1, it’s at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3245340/posts?page=2210#2210.)
“OK, everyone, listen up. We don’t have much time and we don’t even know for sure what we’re up against, but I just need you all to do as I say on this one. If I’m wrong, we don’t have time to discuss it and find a better plan. Dusty?”
“Yes, Sir.”
“I want you to find Xenon and get him on figuring out the code. See if he can find a way to avoid a Div/0.”
“Sir, Xenon is the most wanted man in the galaxy. How am I supposed to find him?”
“Get word out on social media that you have a problem even he can’t solve. He’ll find you.”
“I’m on it.”
“Carson?”
“Sir!”
“We’ve got to slow Glick down somehow. Get your operators to do whatever they can. Load him down with other work. Find every PID involved with this problem and kill it, and every new one that pops up. See what activities you can adjust to all need attention now. We need to stretch the next 20 minutes as far as we possibly can.”
“Yes, Sir!”
“Richards, see if you can get mini-Glick working on a problem that will trip a Div/0. Make it the fastest thing you can think of. See if you can find out what we’re up against.”
“I think I have just the thing, Sir!”
“Stevensen, you’ve got the big one.”
“What do you need, Sir?”
“I want you to find the Pressley sim and get it running?”
“Pressley, the inventor of Glick?”
“That’s right. I want you to explain the problem to him, see if he can find a way to get Glick to stop.”
“Sir, you know Pressley died before they could finish encoding his personality into the sim.”
“It’s the best we got, Stevensen. I need you to try. You’re the best woman on this entire team. All I can ask you to do is your best.”
“OK, Sir. I’ll see what I can do.”
The race against the clock was on.
“don’t add water”..thanks,for the ping.
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