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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: NicknamedBob
Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.

I did, but then there was that explosion and.....well now you know why I'm on probation.

221 posted on 01/10/2015 3:03:35 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
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To: Darksheare

Dang Darks, this is becoming more complex by the moment.... I’m going back to the weapons area.


222 posted on 01/10/2015 3:04:28 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: tet68
It’s all our fault or at least Bush’s.


223 posted on 01/10/2015 3:04:58 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
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To: Darksheare

Since there’s probably no longer any Doctor Scat in the office (since there are probably no typewriters), he may have allowed his off-hours hobbies to intrude on his working life. :’)


224 posted on 01/10/2015 3:05:09 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: Gefn
my kitties were indoor cats. The only thing from outside they ate were spiders.

Obviously you haven't lived in 'Old Farmhouse'. If you had you would have discovered that spiders are not the only thing from the outside found inside.

Thus gifts of still-live rodent at 3 AM... ;-)

We play 'catch and release' with the spiders. Catch them up here, release them in the basement. Repeat process if they show up again..

225 posted on 01/10/2015 3:07:00 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Possibly.


226 posted on 01/10/2015 3:13:17 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: PROCON

Tea-tree oil will cure it. Comes in a little brown bottle with a yellow label, in the vitamins section at Walmart.

Or stick your feet in the microwave.


227 posted on 01/10/2015 3:17:02 PM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: Darksheare; Scoutmaster; Monkey Face

Fluffy, the Official Undead Baby Penguin, says, "Where's da fishies?"

228 posted on 01/10/2015 3:18:06 PM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: PROCON; no-to-illegals; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
was the Undead thread ever dead?

Not dead, but extremely dormant between about 2130 and 0530 the next morn...

229 posted on 01/10/2015 3:21:53 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: tet68

May it be picked up, where it was lost. Thank You!


230 posted on 01/10/2015 3:22:34 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: null and void

One too many hits of Pluto Tabs???


231 posted on 01/10/2015 3:24:50 PM PST by Nifster
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To: Tax-chick; All

I was missing a penguin...

We aren’t officially moved until the penguin shows up!


232 posted on 01/10/2015 3:24:59 PM PST by Monkey Face (You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
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To: NicknamedBob; PROCON; no-to-illegals; Darksheare; Monkey Face
I'm not sure how we'll be able to get around that.

Just requires a minor reversal of entropy...

233 posted on 01/10/2015 3:25:30 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Test of weapons, please.


234 posted on 01/10/2015 3:26:27 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

Exactly!


235 posted on 01/10/2015 3:27:33 PM PST by Tax-chick (Start the new year right: donate to Free Republic and adopt a kitten!)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Coffee fixes everything.


236 posted on 01/10/2015 3:32:51 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s trying to be ugly out, but it’s not really successful. It’s in the 50’s, it was overcast, but the barometer is dropping quickly, and the storm glass says one is on the way with wind. Indoors, Galileo sez it’s 68 degrees.

I am hungry, which I think is a good sign. I have been using the ulcer cocktail twice or three times a day, and yogurt in between. The worst offender was the coffee I had this morning, but I may try some soup. I found some chicken boullion in the cupboard, so I will have some broth.

I hope I can eat tomorrow. I have a chicken breast I need to cook up. Maybe I’ll even make some rice.

Am I babbling? I feel like I’m babbling. Does my babbling make my mouth look big?


237 posted on 01/10/2015 3:34:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
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To: PROCON

We each have our Brothers and Sisters on the right ... God Bless the Ladies! Don’t think about right or wrong ... Just do what you’ve got to do ... Say a Prayer ... Damn the Torpedoes when headed straight at ya! Sorry, for too much information ...


238 posted on 01/10/2015 3:35:22 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face
Galileo sez it’s 68 degrees

Interesting child's name; is he studying to be a meteorologist?

239 posted on 01/10/2015 3:37:46 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
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To: PROCON

Not understanding it all myself ... Good Luck to Both of US!


240 posted on 01/10/2015 3:39:16 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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