Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha

Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

[RegulatorCountry]

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

[Monkey Face]

Well, at least you weren’t on the freeway at a high speed. That’s scary to even contemplate.

[Monkey Face]

I didn’t get any Pink Drink this morning, but I will be sure to get some by Monday. Now that I have my epidural rescheduled, I can relax somewhat.

[Tax-chick]

Back with my tire. DP’s going to get the Pink Drink: he wanted more avocados, too.

[Monkey Face]

One can never get enough avocados...

Congratulations on the tire. I hope you didn’t have to pay and arm and a leg...my spare cost $85 last year.

How is Tom doing with his search for info on his ancestors? I’ll be there before he knows it, so tell him not to procrastinate. OK. Rescind that order. Since he is much bigger than I am, you could put it in request form with as many “pleases” as necessary to get the job done. ;o]

[NoCmpromiz]

It was close enough for today’s no-child-left-behind bunch...

[Monkey Face]

77 degrees with 41%, and the breeze has dropped to 4 mph.

:o]) *happy dance*

[Tax-chick]

60 and no wind here. It’s supposed to be upper 60s and very windy tomorrow.

[moose07]

You have a similar weather profile for the next ten days.
Except pressure: 1025 on Wednesday. :)

[Monkey Face]

Right now, my barometer is dropping and the storm glass predicts wind.

It’s warm enough in here, even with the door open that the Galileo says 78...

My joints like it!

Thanks for the forecast!

[NoCmpromiz]

we can embellish the danger and drama of our adventure as much as we wish.

And then you could replace Brian Williams at NBC...

[Monkey Face]

*like*

[Tax-chick]

Well, somebody will replace him - maybe permanently, but it’s possible the public’s attention will wander and he’ll reappear.

[ThomasThomas]

All he needs is a blond wig and a diffrent name. Nobody will know. It worked for Hannah.

[Tax-chick]

Heh.

[NoCmpromiz]

All he needs is a blond wig and a diffrent name.

Maybe he could get some tips on changing his image from, say, Bruce Jenner...

[Tax-chick]

Oh, that’s ... appropriate.

[ThomasThomas]

I was reading a bottle of that stuff you drink before a colonoscopy.

Can believe it say that you should depose of any left over.

Does one need to told this?

[Tax-chick]

You’re supposed to drink all of it. I guess if you can’t, running it down the garbage disposal is better than leaving it for your 3-year-old.

Do you have a colonoscopy planned? I don’t have to go again until the end of the year.

[NicknamedBob]

"You’re supposed to drink all of it. I guess if you can’t, running it down the garbage disposal is better than leaving it for your 3-year-old."

You shouldn't pour it down the drain until you have a plumber scheduled to come and run a camera down the lines.

Sheesh! Do I have to bring all the logic?

[ThomasThomas]

They also had a warning about over dosing on the stuff.

Does it need to be logical to be logic?

Can there be bad logic?

I went to a new doctor with a different health insurance. Why is this the only teat available in less than two weeks?
Every other test was at least a month!

You never hear of bulimics using the stuff.