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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: lonevoice

*LIKE*


161 posted on 01/10/2015 1:22:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
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To: Darksheare

Yes, we will!


162 posted on 01/10/2015 1:22:56 PM PST by Monkey Face (You can hope for success or get up early and earn it.)
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To: lonevoice

I’mmmm... saving that one.


163 posted on 01/10/2015 1:23:13 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: PROCON

Welcome Home, PRO!!!


164 posted on 01/10/2015 1:26:28 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare

please, don’t tell me dead wrong again ... I’ll go sit in the corner ... and die!


165 posted on 01/10/2015 1:31:09 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals; Monkey Face
Thanks FReepers.

Um, does the initiation process involve anything illegal or kinky; if so I'll have to notify my probation officer.

166 posted on 01/10/2015 1:32:01 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
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To: SamAdams76
Any suggestions?

Need a professional opinion ... Who ya gonna call?

167 posted on 01/10/2015 1:33:34 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: moose07
Heavy Metal music...anything is possible

Thunder ... Thunderstruck?

168 posted on 01/10/2015 1:35:58 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: PROCON

Would it constitute leaving the jurisdiction if you happened to mosey out beyond the orbit of Mars?


169 posted on 01/10/2015 1:35:59 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If you don't believe life is like a game, why do you play roles?)
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To: no-to-illegals

I saved the image.
I will find a use for it somewhere later.
Sinuses hurt, coffee doesn’t feel good as you laugh it out your nose.


170 posted on 01/10/2015 1:36:53 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Bob, I love ya ... NOOBIES for orbit!


171 posted on 01/10/2015 1:37:13 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick

Does Jake is the Catfather, does he put a birdie head in someone’s bed? Or is it a fish head?


172 posted on 01/10/2015 1:38:09 PM PST by Gefn (If I can't have Cruz in 16, I want Deimos.)
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To: Gefn; Tax-chick

A koi, I think.


173 posted on 01/10/2015 1:39:10 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Was Jake’s father a member of the Soprano’s?

You know the one with the feline,name that became fish food.


174 posted on 01/10/2015 1:40:53 PM PST by Gefn (If I can't have Cruz in 16, I want Deimos.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Nope. Just had a tune-up on my basement space-transporter.

I'm golden, it even transports my ankle bracelet monitor...


175 posted on 01/10/2015 1:41:34 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100% -- unless you're donating Blood.)
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To: Gefn

just for fun ... let’s test the weapons ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNcie3ycnoI


176 posted on 01/10/2015 1:41:36 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: TheOldLady; Darksheare; RegulatorCountry
Yes, thanks RegulatorCountry...

May you not suffer repercussions.. ;-)

Theme song?

Mannequin Virtue

177 posted on 01/10/2015 1:44:59 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: no-to-illegals

You sunk my Battleship


178 posted on 01/10/2015 1:46:40 PM PST by Gefn (If I can't have Cruz in 16, I want Deimos.)
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To: Gefn; Darksheare; Tax-chick
birdie head in someone’s bed? Or is it a fish head?

If he's like our cats, it's a still-live rodent.

At 3 AM...

179 posted on 01/10/2015 1:47:40 PM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: PROCON

It’s amazing what you can do with a donated microwave and enough power.


180 posted on 01/10/2015 1:48:16 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If you don't believe life is like a game, why do you play roles?)
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