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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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Mannequins, Friend or Foe?

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121 posted on 01/10/2015 12:01:05 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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122 posted on 01/10/2015 12:08:18 PM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot.)
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To: moose07

Docking complete, no flying accountants OR mannequins detected in range.


123 posted on 01/10/2015 12:11:17 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare
well, some are more scary than others...

124 posted on 01/10/2015 12:12:30 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Darksheare

Wow! Love the choice for the castle!


125 posted on 01/10/2015 12:12:39 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Chode

That one looks ready to eat any small animals or children I its path!


126 posted on 01/10/2015 12:13:14 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Chode

LOL ...


127 posted on 01/10/2015 12:13:44 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Thanks!
We even got permission to use the thread on the first page of commentary.


128 posted on 01/10/2015 12:13:52 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Confirmed ,
Orbit stable.


129 posted on 01/10/2015 12:18:09 PM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot.)
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To: Chode

Wouldn’t want to face that on a Dark night !


130 posted on 01/10/2015 12:19:12 PM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot.)
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To: moose07


131 posted on 01/10/2015 12:23:49 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Chode

LOL,
I’ll get two spoons. :)


132 posted on 01/10/2015 12:25:03 PM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot.)
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To: Darksheare; RichInOC
You are both wrong.

The answer is coffee.

(Hit me again barrista. I am still a quart low)

133 posted on 01/10/2015 12:26:35 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Chode

Dude, do NOT eat the Brown Acid...


134 posted on 01/10/2015 12:26:56 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; RichInOC

I SWEAR it wasn’t MY coffee!


135 posted on 01/10/2015 12:27:44 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare
Uh-huh. Sure buddy.

And I am out of here to go visit the parental units. See y'all Monday!

136 posted on 01/10/2015 12:32:10 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: All
Important safety tip:
Low flying DUH
Beware low flying DUH and cheap imposter coffee.

137 posted on 01/10/2015 12:34:35 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Okers, safe travels!


138 posted on 01/10/2015 12:34:52 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: RegulatorCountry
... but do you know what the mannequins really think of you?

You'll be fine as long as you don't give them any reason to make them angry


139 posted on 01/10/2015 12:35:16 PM PST by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: COBOL2Java

Not ACTROID!


140 posted on 01/10/2015 12:40:12 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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