Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha

Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

[RegulatorCountry]

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

[NicknamedBob]

Looks like the electoral map by counties.

[Monkey Face]

LOL! It’s where I’ve been...and not been.

[NicknamedBob]

I can’t believe you missed Montana. It’s the third biggest state in the forth-eight, after Texas and California.

You could put the whole population of the United States equidistant from each other in Montana, and every one would be more than a football field’s length away from anyone else.

For most, that’s more than a stone’s throw. “Hello! . . . Hello! . . . Hello! . . . Hello! . . . Hello!”

Somebody check my math. (Assumption: U.S. Population, 300 million, approximately).

[Monkey Face]

I don’t know how I missed it, either, but I did. Unless I went through there on my way from Yellowstone to Idaho....

[Silentgypsy]

Better late than never. Are you well-prepared for making regulation blizzard meals? (That’s pizza omelettes and milk sandwiches—information source, Tax-chick.)

[Silentgypsy]

Are others concerned about tardiness? Someone influential should make it clear that it won’t appear on one’s Permanent Record.

[NicknamedBob]

"Are others concerned about tardiness? Someone influential should make it clear that it won’t appear on one’s Permanent Record."

If you can arrange to be sufficiently tardy, you'll never even see your Permanent Record.

[Tax-chick]

It’s a good thing we have a clear day planned ... I’d forgotten to prepare for pizza omelettes!

[Tax-chick]

Here's your blizzard cuddle-buddy.

[Slings and Arrows]

Awww! That looks like my Deimos when he was a kitten!

[Tax-chick]

Yes, very similar.

[Gefn]

Another upside down kitten that needs rescuing!

I can do this side of the pond, you can do the other, and all the kittehs will be safe!

[Gefn]

Deimos is an awesome kitteh.

Is that your foot trying to photobomb his picture?

Bad slings.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning! Do you have excessive snow? I guess not, since you’ve got Interwebs.

[Gefn]

Snowmageddon in NJ is a bust.

Maybe three or four inches? Nothing during the night and now it’s snowing.

No blizzard. No end of the world.

Just bitter cold. I had six blankets on my bed last night, I was still cold

[moose07]

Right ho!
I’ll push if you pull.
Don’t want his feet getting wet. :)

[Gefn]

A wet kitteh would be a CATastrophy.

And besides, it would upset Ceiling Cat.

[Tax-chick]

No blizzard. No end of the world.

Yeah, that's what my mom said. She had the news on this morning, also an email from my brother in PA.

I hope our New York people are okay this morning!

[NicknamedBob]

"No blizzard. No end of the world."

Oh, crap. Another Monday.

[moose07]

There is a contingency plan to keep the water off the Kittie....sealing cat.