Stop and give them a lift to the nearest bus station.
I demand that President Obama immediately sign an EO waiving this bigoted requirement for these 'Dreamers'.
Isn't America better than this? < /majorsarc >
Yeah, tough going here...
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California Driver Handbook - Knowledge Test Sample #1
1. When you drive through a construction zone, you should:
Slow down to watch the workers.
Decrease your following distance.
Pass the construction zone carefully and not “rubberneck”.
2. To make a right turn at the corner, you:
May not enter the bicycle lane.
Should only merge into the bicycle lane if you stop before turning.
Must merge into the bicycle lane before turning.
3. If a traffic signal light is not working, you must:
Stop, then proceed when safe.
Stop before entering the intersection and let all other traffic go first.
Slow down or stop, only if necessary.
4. A pedestrian is crossing your lane but there is no marked crosswalk. You should:
Make sure the pedestrian sees you, but continue driving.
Carefully drive around the pedestrian.
Stop and let the pedestrian cross the street.
5. Always use your seat belt:
Unless the vehicle was built before 1978.
Unless you are in a limousine.
When the vehicle is equipped with seat belts.
6. The extra space in front of a large truck is needed for:
Other drivers when merging onto a freeway.
The truck driver to stop the vehicle.
Other drivers when they want to slow down.
7. Roads are slippery after it first starts to rain. When the road is slippery you should:
Avoid making fast turns and fast stops.
Test your tires’ traction while going uphill.
Decrease the distance you look ahead of your vehicle.
8. Collisions can happen more often when:
All vehicles are traveling about the same speed.
One lane of traffic is traveling faster than the other lanes.
One vehicle is traveling faster or slower than the flow of traffic.
See the correct answers.
http://apps.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/hdbk/sample_test.htm#answers
The written test is obviously culturally biased and will be found to be so by the 9th Circuit in due course. The written test must be waived for non Anglo males, now. The driving test will follow the same course and Anglo derived males will be the only ones who must pass any sort of testing to drive. Everyone else will be awarded DLs by using their EBT cards in designated DL machines.
“CA Illegal Immigrant at DMV: ‘Nobody’s Passing’ Written Test”
Oh what the hell. Lets give them drivers licenses anyways. Right?
I imagine that while these invaders are waiting in line they are offered applications that the have no problem filling out for FREE everything.
And what did they expect? They’re dealing with people with a 4th grade education in lots of cases.
Anglo Privilege.
In Mexico traffic signals and signs are considered suggestions.
Agreed. However, waxing serious for a minute the average Mexican has little education and a below average IQ.
The best line I heard was
Well, at least they had to pass a test.
I betcha this a real surprise for lots of libtards who pushed this though...
Libtards never think though anything or consider the potential outcomes...
It just feels right...
Why don’t they have a Passport and an International Driver’s License?
Stop and give them a lift to the nearest bus station.
Vote Aqui!
IF THEY MANAGE TO PASS THE TEST, GIVE THEM THESE DIRECTIONS FOR THEIR FINAL DESTINATION -——
GET DIRECTIONS
Start out going north on 5th St toward I St.
0.08 mi
2.
Take the 1st left onto I St.
Lunchstop U S Courthouse is on the corner
If you are on H St and reach 6th St you’ve gone about 0.1 miles too far
0.1 mi
3.
Merge onto I-5 S toward I-80.
360.8 mi
4.
Keep left to take I-5 S/Golden State Fwy S toward Los Angeles.
5.2 mi
5.
Keep left to take I-5 S/Golden State Fwy S toward Los Angeles.
19.5 mi
6.
Keep left to take I-5 S/San Diego Fwy S toward CA-60 E/Pomona/Soto St/Santa Ana.
102.8 mi
7.
Keep left to take I-805 S via EXIT 31.
28.5 mi
8.
Merge onto I-5 S/John J Montgomery Fwy S via the exit on the left (Crossing into Baja California, México).
0.5 mi
9.
I-5 S/John J Montgomery Fwy S becomes MEX-1/Paseo de la Juventud.
0.6 mi
10.
Merge onto MEX-1/Paseo de los Héroes via the exit on the left.
0.3 mi
11.
Turn slight left onto ramp.
0.4 mi
12.
Merge onto Calle Felipe Carrillo Puerto.
0.5 mi
13.
Welcome to TIJUANA, BCN.
Your destination is just past Avenida Constitución
If you reach Avenida Niños Héroes you’ve gone a little too far
Badges???
We don’t need no stinking badges...
Evidence for why we don’t have these guys crossing the border for CEO jobs?
Moon Bean will fix it by lowering the standard.
Talk about cluelessness. They’re supposed to be arranging stand-ins to take the test, the same way they’ve always done. Maybe Luis Gutierrez can advise them how to “pass the test” on his national pre-presidential campaign tour.