Posted on 12/24/2014 8:17:50 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“My momma always said that eating cookie dough would give me worms.”
She was right. It’s a tapeworm that comes in flour or cornmeal contaminated with rat feces (which is common, but at a low level).
See Wiki:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenolepis_(tapeworm)
Ping.
“Then all the government has to do is take “cookie dough” off the SNAP, WICs and EBT approved charges.”
Well I dunno. Around here ya can buy lottery tickets and crack cocaine aplenty with them.
I know they’re Commies and all, but I will quote Rage Against the Machine......”F... YOU! I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!”
Well now, I think it's time to disband the USDA; who's with me?
Yeah....I know it well here where I live. Seems like nothing is off the table.... I was just as us old farts say “cracking wise.” :0)
I also agree with your suggested sequence of events. -)
I’ve only got one question for the Nanny State. Doesn’t raw cookie dough help reduce global warming? Wouldn’t eating raw cookie dough save energy otherwise required to cook the dough?
It’s well-known within the food industry that more than half of the refrigerated chocolate-chip cookie dough sold from the grocer’s dairy case is consumed raw.
Been that way for a long time.
Dear Benevolent Affirmative-Action Unionized Government Caretakers:
I appreciate your concerns related to eating raw cookie dough, and I will herewith cease and desist in eating cookie dough raw, and will henceforth microwave small portions of cookie dough on a plate for 30 seconds or so, until it smushes out onto the plate in gooey, sugary, molten chocolate chip goodness and safety ... Thank you for your concern for my health and well being.
Now, about that border ...
Regards,
Spodefly
Nanny State Pigs. There is nothing better in the world than Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough or licking the spoon on Chocolate Brownie Mix.
Jack LaLane used to put a half dozen raw eggs and some orange juice in a blender every morning and he was still able to do 2000 push ups when he was 90.
GET (TR)UCKED!!
Oatmeal Craisin is my favorite!!
“When will they say “stop having buttsex because you can get the AIDS”?
Good point, but that ain’t gonna happen. Not with Homo-bama in the oval orifice.
They just lifted the ban on ‘fudge-packers’ donating blood and they’re telling us not to eat cookie dough? WTF?
No word about homemade eggnog?
Idiots.
You can eat a raw egg just fine.
I love cookie dough more than I like actual cookies.
Sunny side up eggs?
That is the way I want em, unless I want an omelet.
I carefully cut the whites, separating them from the yolk.
I will then place the yellow goo on top of my hashbrown and pop em.
And other times, I will pop the whole yellow bubble goo in mouth
Re: lifting the ban on gays donating blood. Does anyone recall the Canadian Blood scandal that killed thousands during the Clinton administration? Covered up, of course, by ABCNBCCBSMSNBC. This was a result of Clinton selling blood from prisoners in Arkansas and other southern states to the Canadian government.
Stick your range free where the sun doesn’t shine!!
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