Actress Lena Dunham Says She Already Feels the Pending Republican Congress ''Invading Her Uterus''

DuhProgressive.com ^ | Tuesday, December 16, 2014, | By by Jack Lakeman, DP Editor-in-Chief

[Lazamataz]

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Not only is the pending Republican—controlled Congress scaring the daylights out of ardent Democrats and liberals throughout the nation, but are causing one famous actress acute anxiety.

Controversial producer, actress, and HBO "Girls" producer Lena Dunham, who ignited a storm of controversy recently over revelations that the reported rape she recounted in her bestselling "memoir" (despite that Dunham is only 28 years old) "Not That Type of Girl" at the hands of a Republican while in college have been all but proved false, said Tuesday that she "already feels" the pending GOP Congress in January "invading her uterus".

[Lazamataz]

Trust me, Lena.

NObody is trying to invade THAT.

[cripplecreek]

((Shudder))

[Road Warrior ‘04]

Feels good, didn’t it!

[Mr. K]

Why does anyone care what this thing says?

[Darksheare]

She has a higher chance of being knocked up by Bigfoot or being probed by aliens.

[Mr. K]

Hee hee.... hadn’t thought of it that way (but now I wont be able to stop)

[dfwgator]

So much for finishing my breakfast.

[twhitak]

"...but are causing one famous actress acute anxiety."

Nothing "acute" about her.

[allendale]

Amusing that there are actually people who are influenced from the rants of people who make their living pretending to be other people and who avidly embrace delusions and fantasies.

[Lazamataz]

Why does anyone care what this thing says?

Same reason you look at a dead cat on the highway.

It's gross and you can't stop looking.

[Resettozero]

Evade maybe.

[rktman]

Even Laz has standards. :>} She sure ain’t no sandra fluke (rhymes with duck). :>}}

[wbill]

Wishful thinking on her part. Though, the Republican Congress would likely represent a step up for her.

[softwarecreator]

"Invade my uterus"?

Man, those liberal women sure can be filthy little pigs.  Do they all talk like trailer park hoes?

[fungoking]

There's a “Barry” raping America but its not the guy in her book.

[Texas Eagle]

Isn’t her 15 minutes up YET???

[ScottinVA]

Wow... one would think this fool who’s already been caught in a major lie would simply learn to stop digging and STFU.

“Lena Dunham, you have the right to remain silent... but apparently you lack the ability.”

[AppyPappy]

Actress.

Oh my sides......

[MrB]

Requiring you to take personal responsibility for the consequences of your actions is NOT
“invading your uterus”.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Even the Waffen SS on their worst day would swerve the tanks around that.