Actress Lena Dunham Says She Already Feels the Pending Republican Congress ''Invading Her Uterus''

DuhProgressive.com ^ | Tuesday, December 16, 2014, | By by Jack Lakeman, DP Editor-in-Chief

[Lazamataz]

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Not only is the pending Republican—controlled Congress scaring the daylights out of ardent Democrats and liberals throughout the nation, but are causing one famous actress acute anxiety.

Controversial producer, actress, and HBO "Girls" producer Lena Dunham, who ignited a storm of controversy recently over revelations that the reported rape she recounted in her bestselling "memoir" (despite that Dunham is only 28 years old) "Not That Type of Girl" at the hands of a Republican while in college have been all but proved false, said Tuesday that she "already feels" the pending GOP Congress in January "invading her uterus".

[Gaffer]

Her PR consultant’s stab at trying to divert the attention away from the libelous lies she spewed in her book.

[reg45]

If she doesn’t want her uterus invaded then she should have it sewn shut.

[MrB]

They try to use shock to keep decent people off balance.

[McGruff]

[Charles Henrickson]

[camle]

you mean like she invaded her sister’s...didn’t she write about exploring her sister?

[ontap]

Are you sure!!! Take a real good look!!!

[cincinnati65]

"She has a higher chance of being knocked up by Bigfoot or being probed by aliens."

Lena Dunham, The Memoir, Part Deux???

[Darksheare]

"N̸ę͞z̴p͠ę͢r̴d̵̢͘i͏̡a̸ń̨̕ ͞dr͢a͢ ̵́͟h͡ó̵g҉a̡͠t̴̴h͘͜ Iş̡ḩ̴͘t̛͞a͜r̶̨ vơ̢͟ŗ͢͞ga҉̨t͡h!͏"

[originalbuckeye]

‘one famous actress’

There was a time when the likes of Lena Dunham would have been considered nothing more than a groupie. Glamorous, respectable actresses are a thing of the past. Now it is much more important to be outrageous and ridiculous. Dunham has certainly achieved that.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
“I’m sure it was a REPUBLICAN Bigfoot!” Dunham stated.

[ScottinVA]

Yeah?.... No.

[Iron Munro]

Why is it that these liberal witches never have their sexual fantasies about being invaded or ravished by roving gangs of liberal Nancy Boys?

It’s always republicans or conservatives, truck drivers or rednecks, gun owning brutes or hairy mountain men, but never liberal professors, community organizers or democrat congressmen.

[Mr Rogers]

I think I’ll go wash myself off. Maybe with carbolic acid. Just the title of this thread made certain parts feel....diseased.

[Jagdgewehr]

The actress, feminist, LGBT, transgender and whatever-else-leftist-sex-oriented-problem-or-supposed-oppression-activist told National Public Radio that although the U.S. Senate has yet to turn over to Republican hands (and thus control all of Congress), the lie-exposed producer still feels a "cold shiver of old white men's Christian 'meat hands' entering her vagina" and eventually making their way up into her cervix and ultimately uterus, and to dictate what she does with it, "scrape and claw their demonic claws throughout it, and ultimately destroy it".

Is she writing a script?

[Rummyfan]

She gives a whole new meaning to attention whore.

[MrB]

WTH is THAT!

[Tijeras_Slim]

[Boogieman]

Dunham is having rape fantasies again?

[TonyM]

Yep...Where No Man Has Gone Before.