[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Genius on their part. What better way to compile a database of those citizens refusing to cooperate with gun safety programs. After all, if you have nothing to hide......

[DCBryan1]

Click HERE to submit an anonymous crime tip:

Suspect's Name: Norm Jacobs
Alias(es) or Nickname: Chief of Police
Race: Cracker
Gender: Metrosexual
Height: unknown
Weight: scrawny
Age (or DOB): unknown
Hair Color: Unknown
Hair Style: Shaved/Bald
Eyes: Full of shit brown
Suspect's Address: 100 State Street, 1st Floor
City, State, Zip Code: Beloit, WI 53511
Suspect's Cell Phone and/or Home Phone: (608) 364-6843
Scars, Marks, Tattoos: unknown
Suspect's Clothing: Replica Air force general's clown suit.
Dogs or Animals: Lets hope not!
Weapons: 40mm full auto, AK-47 ghost gun in his hip holster with banana clips that can shoot 6000 rds a second!.
Hangouts: Police station (see address). Also check the local union bar.
Known Associates: Union officals, thugs, limp-wristed liberals, et al.
Gang Affiliation: Democrat
Other Suspect Notes: "Funny looking"- i.e. Fargo movie Suspect's Employment Information: See address above. Where did you last see this suspect?: Comedy websites ALL over the interwebs
When (date and time) did you last see this suspect?

Today

Download photo of subject? Yes:

Additional comments: See? I told you he was funny looking. He looks like a child molester, so check his home computer also.

[envisio]

Nobody’s business what I have in my house.

[afraidfortherepublic]

Police Chief Norm Jacobs said he doesn't expect the phone to be ringing off the hook with requests for police to search their homes. He nevertheless hopes the program will encourage people to think about gun violence as an infectious disease like Ebola, and a home inspection like a vaccine to help build up the city's immune system.

Is he nuts?

FReep Mail me if you want on, or off this Wisconsin interest ping list.

[VeniVidiVici]

This week, 20-year-old Jajuan Logan was sentenced to 12 years in prison for Holloway's murder.

12 years for murder? I think I see their problem.

[VanDeKoik]

"Beloit Police Ask Residents To Volunteer To Have Their Homes Searched For Guns"

And if found to have none, several will be provided to you for your personal safety.

One can dream.

[Rockpile]

If this is supposedly necessary then Beloit must be a reeking hell-hole it would be well advised to avoid.

A: I knew I had heard of this burg. It was original site of Fairbanks-Morse and of Eclipse Windmills.

B: The name was concocted to make it sound like Detroit !

[Vendome]

[Bon mots]

I’m not a gynecologist, but I think that female cops and the wives of male cops should volunteer to let me examine them for possible venereal diseases. It’s not like I have a constitutional right or anything, but it’s a voluntary program.

If it can perhaps increase public safety, it’s a good thing, right?

[CivilWarBrewing]

Quite a trick, eh? Scratch off all the names of those who AGREE to be searched and what you have left over is a list of all ‘pro-Second Amendment’ homeowners.

[IronJack]

By all means. I live in the basement of that little house with the crescent moon on the door. Go right in. I’ll be there in a sec.

[The Toll]

I have to call my buddies over every now and then when I misplace the occasional AK, but the cops? Never.

[saintgermaine]

I wonder if the Beloit police department is run by one of Hitler’s relation. All I can add is Heil Hitler. At time I think the population deserves what they have coming, as they seem to be going from dumb to stupid.

[Jack Hammer]

“Hello - would you mind terribly if our storm troopers search your house...?”

If you’re going to act like Hitler, then have the stones to be tough about it.

Just break down the door and take anything you want, then arrest the occupants and put them in a concentration camp.

“Constitution? We don’t need no steenkin’ constitution.”

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

I say the police should be required to be strip searched by a citizen review board when they show up for work.

We want to make sure the police aren’t carrying anything illegal. If they have nothing to hide, they shouldn’t complain. See how THEY like having THEIR privacy invaded.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Like the criminals are going to volunteer to have their homes searched?

Or is this aimed at law abiding gun owners.

Never mind....I answered my own question.

[muir_redwoods]

What every member of the government, federal, state and local needs to understand is that the 2nd amendment doesn’t just recognize our inherent right to be armed, it tacitly recognizes our right to form militias and NOTHING in the amendment requires government approval or oversight of those militias.

[LadyBuck]

If you aren’t doing anything wrong, what do you have to hide?

It’s for your own good.

/s

[Altariel]

The disease spreads.

[LevinFan]

What a (sensored) idiot.

Either I’m a criminal with illegal weapons, and thus am not going to turn myself in. Or I’m an honest citizen who only has to live out his innocence.

What? I need a search because I don’t know if I’m involved with crime?