Yeah. How can someone who says Jeb is a loser not see how A=B=C ... Jeb=Krispy=Mitty ... geesh!
Posted on 12/08/2014 8:12:54 AM PST by Servant of the Cross
It’s crystal clear that Hillary Clinton has a glass jaw and is poised to be knocked out in 2016. With Barack Obama and his legacy of failure weighing her down, Hillary must cobble together a coalition by recovering the normal Americans who used to help Democrats win while at the same time satisfying the freak show that is the Democrat base.
But she'll still be the face of the party of idiots who block you on the freeways, of morons who burn stores, of faceless Obamacare bureaucrats raising premiums, and of Goldman Sachs. Yeah, Wall Street crony capitalists pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for her keen insights.
Hillary is a loser and the Democrats know it. So the pygmy vultures are circling. James Webb is sizing up his chances (which are zero). For some reason, Martin O'Malley of Maryland thinks he's a viable candidate. Elizabeth Warren is pretending that she's not thinking of jumping in. There's your Democrat diversity: All kinds of rich white people, from faux populists to failed governors to fake Indians.
So with the GOP facing this crew of future footnotes, why are we toying with potential nominees whose only qualification appears to be the ability to implode?
The 2016 election isn't just an opportunity to win the presidency. We need to save our country and our Constitution from the Chablis-swilling liberal elitists. So it's time to be serious, and by “serious,” I mean we will have to tell people who we like – and some we don’t – that, "Hey, you're not going to win, so get out of the way."
People like Dr. Ben Carson. Hey, Dr. Carson is a great guy with a powerful message who has no business running for president in 2016. He's never been elected to anything. He's never run anything besides a hospital. If I need brain surgery on my children, he’s the man. If I need someone who knows how to lead the world’s biggest military, outmaneuver an entrenched Washington bureaucracy, and ruthlessly crush progressivism, not so much.
Plus, because he’s inexperienced, he’s a gaffe machine. Go win a Senate race in Maryland, Doc. Then win the governorship. Then let's talk.
Oh look, Carly Fiorina is considering running. I guess she can't resist the groundswell of support from the four people on planet earth who know who she is – yet another zillioniare dilettante who lost a big California race. There's her political resume. One race, which she lost. Does she even live in California anymore? Please, no more Richie Rich GOP vanity candidacies, okay?
And then there's Mike Huckabee. Talk about playing into stereotypes. Sorry, the face of the Republican Party in 2016 probably doesn't need to be an older, hefty, white preacher from Arkansas. On the upside, our stereotype is a minister; for the Democrats, it’s the Occupy guy who choked a grumpy on a NYPD cruiser.
Rick Santorum wants to run again. Apparently he hasn't lost often enough. The last time he won an election was, I think, 2000. Now, losing can help you grow, but there's no evidence Santorum has done anything to change his mind (or anyone else’s) about any of the positions that have made him lose consistently for the last decade and a half.
Then there’s Jeb. Who on earth who isn't a Bush wants Jeb to run for president, much less actually be president? I could maybe get used to a guy being president whose name is “Jeb,” but not one who embraces Common Core, loves amnesty, and gives awards to Hillary Clinton. Go ahead and read how Jeb slobbered over her while giving Hillary a freaking medal for her sterling performance as Secretary of State. What next – a lifetime achievement Oscar for that goofy kid in The Phantom Menace? It should make for some interesting debates. She’ll say she’s awesome, and he’ll argue that no, she’s merely great.
If you like the sound of “President Hillary Clinton,” support Jeb or any of the delusional people I just mentioned. GOP establishment types, you’ve been warned. Want to get a hundred-plus retweets/favorites on Twitter? Diss Jeb. I usually can’t stand people who mutter about not supporting a Republican nominee because he’s not exactly who they wanted, but before I’d vote for Jeb I’d lick the floor of a Detroit bus station restroom.
Now it's fair to ask who I like in 2016. Well, the answer is “Parts of a lot of people.” I wish, like Dr. Frankenstein, I could put together the perfect candidate out of the bits and pieces of many potential nominees. I’d take the brains of a Bobby Jindal and blend them with the aggressiveness of Chris Christie. I’d take the executive acumen of Mitt Romney and put it together with the winning record of perpetual underdog Scott Walker. I’d take the understanding of the Constitution of Ted Cruz and mix it with the charisma of Marco Rubio. I’d take the Texas track record of Rick Perry and match it with the ability to win in a purple state of John Kasich. And I’d infuse my nominee with the ability of Rand Paul to reach out to new constituencies while also slipping out from under the shadows of a wacky father.
But of course you can't just choose the best qualities. The flipside of my perfect candidate would be a barely known squish who can't win an election and probably can't win his own state, who everyone who is not conservative hates and who lies about immigration while not being able to put together a coherent sentence and who embraces the welfare state but wanting to reduce our military down to just seven guys, all while devoting a lot of attention to the threat of chemtrails.
There are two people who I think can more likely than not beat Hillary. Commenters, that doesn’t mean I support them. I think Chris Christie has the aggressiveness to win and Mitt Romney has the ability to win by repeating over and over, “See, I told you so.”
I think Walker, Jindal, and Paul are good guys who I'd love to see elected, but I think it will be tough for them. I think Perry had his chance and blew it. I think Kasich would lose because he’s chosen RINOhood – there’s no place in the GOP for a Hillary Lite. I love Ted Cruz. I've seen him speak and he's greatly impressed me as a leader and a lawyer, and I'm sorry to say he has absolutely no chance of ever being president. As far as Rubio, he lied to us about immigration, and it's going to take a lot to get me to forgive. I will never forget.
What’s going to happen? Who knows? It has two years to play out. In the meantime, who is telling the likes of Jeb that they should run for president? I've got to assume it's Chuck Schumer, because he's just devious enough to do it.
There is no possibility that Hillary will be the nominee, so it’s OK to stop worrying about losing to HER.
Some times I wonder.
If WE have anything to say about it, then no.
Unless her husband gets a wave of public shame for rape like Cosby, she is going to win. She has a 5% advantage out of the gate from the press and another 5% from vote fraud and illegal aliens, who will vote for her with no fear of being punished.
And the author only leaves some logical reason behind his assertion for ONE potential candidate. What a roller coaster of an article. Ultimately, he bounced his own balls of his forhead as he attempted to stick his head up his a$$ at the end. Couldn't even finish the job.
/johnny
If it’s hillary vs jeb (or Christie or Ryan etc ad nauseum) the puppet masters have already won.
You well could be correct. So now we not only have to “worry” about losing, we have to “worry” over who we will lose to this time.
I agree with your statement, unless for some unknown reason the Chicago Mob decides to endorse the Clinton Crime Family.
Yeah. How can someone who says Jeb is a loser not see how A=B=C ... Jeb=Krispy=Mitty ... geesh!
Only a party that is out of touch to the extreme would nominate an individual whose political viability expired circa 2000. Jeb does have some redeeming value but is largely a mixed bag and represents a dynasty that did more to destroy the achievements of Reagan and set the stage for Obama than any other. I do believe Jeb opposed TARP though it didn’t stop him from endorsing the lost cause campaign of the TARP administrator for CA governor. I’m personally tired of people who don’t seem to know what party they are in and say stupid crap like Illegal immigration is an “Act of love”. Electing people like that hurt us more than losing sometimes.
Several Republican candidates might be able to win in some circumstances, but the only candidate certain to win is Ted Cruz.
The problem, however, is the GOPe would rather Hilary win than an authentic conservative like Ted Cruz. So, they are going to do everything they can to sandbag his candidacy.
Jeb needs to join the Dems and moderate them.
Jeb needs to switch parties and run against Hillary.
Remember though that she has to win the D nomination first.
And in 2008 nobody was thinking a guy from Kenya named Hussein could be elected POTUS.
I think Hillary only gets the nom if the Chicago Mob agrees to stand down. If they decide to run Baraq 2.0 (Warren, Castro, etc) I think the hard lefties in the party ditch her again.
The Stupid Party. A well-earned moniker if there ever was one.
It could also be called the White Flag Party. They are always willing to cave in without a fight.
Well he could be a good Dem VP possibility...but NJFatboy would be better for them!
If you have not figured it out already the left has been picking our designated losers for years. The polls show Jed Bush near the bottom of picks yet he is near the top of the news. That is not by chance, the left pushes the very people who they think are either going to lose or give them what they want if he should somehow win.
agree with all of that....
Sorry but Hillary is a horrible candidate, nothings changed between now and 2008, other than she’s 8 years older. I am no fan of Jeb, but Hillary is a turd, there is and never will be a cult of personality around her.
8 years of horrible democratic rule will make any D nearly impossible to win, but I do hope the R’s put up someone better than Jeb.
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