[DogByte6RER]

Good for Mr. Vinciguerra ... a good Swiss knife can be useful when hacking Islamofascist terrorists

[Mastador1]

Tawi-Tawi to Jolo Island in Sulu, an impoverished, predominantly Muslim province where the Abu Sayyaf has endured years of US-backed military offensives.

Upon hearing of the situation John Kerry, who served in Vietnam, profusely apologized to the rebels for any ill will caused by the hostage and immediately sent them humanitarian aid consisting of arms and ammunition while calling upon the UN to condemn inconsiderate hostages everywhere.

[DesertRhino]

We took Iwo Jima, Saipan, Peleliu, Tarawa, Okinawa, etc.
And we have been unable to reduce one band of idiots on one stinking island. They don’t have a fleet coming to rescue them. We really need a total war against Islam.

[Salvey]

He won his personal war.

[G Larry]

I was waiting for a little red Swiss Army knife pic.

[Two Kids' Dad]

I used to have a supervisor about a decade ago who, a couple years after I quit, was busted for trying to ship weapons parts to Abu Sayyaf under the guise of sending ‘camera parts’.