[Lorianne]

sorry, not a barf alert large enough

[Viennacon]

SPEW CHUNKS ALERT!

This woman will forever be known as ‘the butcher of Benghazi’

[kaehurowing]

Hopefully, everyone associated with this is banned from the country-western music world.

[Exit148]

“Loving, caring, hard working”? He forgot a couple other Hillary attributes — swearing and boozing.

[3boysdad]

Ford? NO EFFING WAY!!!!! Don’t even try to spin that in there. FUGM!

[raccoonradio]

Nickname of a Boston country station that fits right in with this: The Bull

[MeshugeMikey]

well shes always got a future in advertisng....

[dennisw]

All this for the PIAPS (pig in a pants suit)

[Huskrrrr]

I guess some folks are still buying crazy.

[doug from upland]

She’s a lovin’ wife. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Seruzawa]

My daughter is 26 and apolitical. But she thinks Hillery is an ancient joke as does most of her generation aside from the totally brainwashed ones. I don’t think that Hillary has much of a chance and these attempts to make her seem a woman of the people are hopeless. Even the loonies who support her brand of totalitarianism know it’s all a sham.

[tumblindice]

There’s a lot of ‘g’s bein’ dropped in singin’ that song.
Isn’t this how Hillary shows she’s just like us villagers?

[KittyKares]

I like how Glenn Beck quipped that when he thinks of country music, he thinks Hillary immediately.

This song is preposterous. She's not going to fool red state folks with that song.

[The KG9 Kid]

VERSE 1:
“Ah’m the last Democrat down here in the South,
Thought I’d croon a tune a’fore ah put mah gun in muh mouth,
There’s a lady you know, a lip stick diesel dyke,
She kin run a trout line and ride a four-wheel bike,
A huntin’ and a fishin’ just like you and me,
She’s the former First Lady name of Hill-Ah-REEEEEE!”

“Now Landrieu’s gone, we done lost our Miss Piggy.
Time ta find a new hawg up in New York City,
Who kin raft the White Water, and rope them cattle futures,
Breakin’ glass ceilings caused her plenty of sutures,
She’s as country as grits with a side of chicken fried steak,
She’ll lecture our nation with ‘What Diff’rince Does It MAAAAAKE?!”

(Chorus)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)

VERSE 2:
“We gotta press the ‘Reset’ button and go back to an age,
When the President rammed cigars up a female page,
An ‘Mericuh was strong but makin’ minimum wage,
So c’mon ever’body put yer muzzle under yer chin,
Wiggle your toe on the trigger, country folk’s ranks gotta thin,
That’s the kind of vote lib’ruls need so Hillary kin win!

“We got tractors n’ hayrolls n’ barns in this ad,
Gratutitous rural imagery makin’ Republicans mad.
We’re frauds from Manhattan where this commercial wuz shot,
Wearin’ cowboy duds, some Madison agency thought,
Would make simple country folk lose their minds and vote,
Fer a fat yankee empty pantsuit screechin’ a cacklin’ note!

(Chorus)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)
HILL-AH-REEEEE! OH, HILL-AH-REEEEE! (Boom, boom, clap!)