Posted on 12/05/2014 2:23:39 PM PST by xzins
Our friend Erick Erickson of Red State set off an amusing avalanche of double entendre in conservative cyberspace by posting an article in which he ridiculed Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner by saying, “I guess Barack Obama took John Boehner’s balls because Boehner is playing with the President’s balls instead of his own,” and then offering a link through which readers could send Boehner some “Blue Bullet balls” from Amazon.
After the 13-year-old part of our brain got done laughing at Erickson’s locker room humor, we got to thinking more seriously about the problem of Speaker Boehner’s apparent lack of fortitude in the face of President Obama’s unconstitutional plan to grant amnesty to illegal aliens and other instances where the Speaker appeared to cave-in to Obama, such as on the massive growth in spending during the past six years, and the concurrent growth in the national debt.
And it struck us that in reality Boehner has actually shown plenty of masculine fortitude and has faced down opponents on numerous occasions – the problem is those opponents are always conservatives, not President Obama and the Democrats.
After the 2012 election Boehner didn’t show any hesitation in batting down conservative critics, such as Representatives Tim Huelskamp and Justin Amash, by depriving them of their committee assignments. This year the Speaker and his minions rammed through a Republican Conference rule mandating that any Member who voted against Boehner for Speaker would likewise be kicked-off their committees.
Indeed, in the present fight over Obama’s unconstitutional plan to grant amnesty, Social Security and Medicare benefits to millions of illegal aliens Boehner has been steady and consistent in undercutting and defeating conservative opponents of amnesty.
He skillfully gave Americans who were looking forward to Christmas and already distracted by the multiple Obama disasters in the Middle East and Ferguson, Missouri a shiny object to focus on – the meaningless Yoho bill.
And he made the gutsy move of putting three major big government proposals on the Floor that would have been under severe conservative pressure had they come before the House in regular order; the public lands bill, now part of the National Defense Authorization Act, the Omnibus Appropriation that continues to fund government spending at ruinous levels through the end of the fiscal year, and the most gutsy play of all, the continuing resolution for funding the Department of Homeland Security that does nothing to prohibit President Obama from implementing his unconstitutional amnesty plan.
Each of these moves took skill and fortitude and showed Boehner and his House leadership team to have plenty of spine – the problem is that all of that skill and fortitude has been directed at resisting conservatives, and advancing big government, not at defeating Obama and the Democrats.
CHQ Chairman Richard A. Viguerie made the point in his book TAKEOVER that the greatest impediment to governing America according to conservative principles is not the Democrats – it is the progressive establishment of the Republican Party.
Conservatives should keep that in mind when they contemplate buying Speaker Boehner and the rest of the House leadership team a new can of balls, because especially in the fight over Obama’s unconstitutional amnesty for illegal aliens, it is not balls, but a commitment to conservative principles that Boehner and other GOP leaders lack.
We urge you to call or write your Representative and Senators (the Capitol switchboard is 1-866-220-0044) to tell them they must vote to defund Obama’s plan to hire 1,000 new amnesty bureaucrats NOW, not in March after they have already sent millions of Social Security cards to illegal aliens. SIGN and SHARE OUR PETITION TO STOP OBAMA'S EXECUTIVE AMNESTY!
He will be clueless about where they belong.
OK, where do I buy them and send them? No kidding, we should at least deluge the little pr!ck, Boner, with some prosthetic balls, since he has no natural ones.
Bingo!
Is there any place where you can buy a cheap set of fake testicles that can be sent to him? Let him know that at the very least we are taking note of his deficiency and/or traitorous tendencies and are urging him to act like a Conservative man.
I did not know that Pelousy had been a WH intern. I wondered if she had overlapped Jeremiah Wright at the White House but evidently he was a bit later.
So what does Justin Amash do? (BTW - he is my Congressman, which makes me happy) I think every Patriot in Congress needs to immediately stop playing games with Boehner and McConnell. All 10 of them, give or take, should Go Rogue for the sake of the country - get out there and start railing at the lawlessness of this traitorous body. Otherwise they will be hanging from the Liberty Tree with the others and deservedly so.
Would be a waste of balls.
Speaker Boehner needs a round-trip ticket to Palookaville, if Palookaville is a conservative small town with many good old boys with rifles who can keep him sitting there long enough for them to explain the serious implications of Congress voting to fund Obama’s Executive Amnesty Order...until he finally get’s it, changes his views completely, and can be sent back to Washington as a freedom-loving American.
For example, if Congress funds Obama’s Executive Order, democracy in the English-speaking world will be set back to 1214, the year before the signing of the Magna Carta, which King John only agreed to sign because otherwise his nobles would not fund his government.
All subsequent democratic governments have had legislatures, descending from that group of nobles, with the authority to wield the power of the purse against rulers who would like to make themselves into dictators. Dictatorships need money to operate, so refusals by legislatures to fund dictatorial actions is critical to maintaining democracies.
Yet here we are with John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, and their supporters who, instead of withholding funds from Obama so he can’t create a dictatorship, are acting almost eager to present him with the funds on a silver platter to do so.
What can we do? Every Congressman and Senator who votes to fund Obama’s dictatorship should be made the subject of a recall effort. Let the petitions begin.
The real question is did Pelosi “lapdance” JFK. Actually I don’t care what she did. All I want is for this greedy bitch to go away, preferably 6 feet down or deeper. She is a national disgrace which explains why the Dems chose her as a leader.
Crime does pay as well as stupidity, but lying, cheating, and gross ambition without any morals and ethics does pay if you are a Democrat, and too many Americans are “stuck on stupid” forever which will keep people like Pelosi in office ad infinitum.
Good news. They’re burying Mayor and Convict for Life Marion Barry today in DC.
The worms have fled the cemetery. Even they have some taste.
However, the Dung Beetles have moved in en masse. Tastes like chicken — shit!
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Good idea, I think.
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Boehner: 2 strikes, 0 balls.
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