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Should We Buy Speaker Boehner Some Balls?
CHQ ^ | 12/5/2014 | George Rasley

Posted on 12/05/2014 2:23:39 PM PST by xzins

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To: dware

More than doing nothing which is guaranteed to result in nothing. It’s the old lottery ticket argument. Odds are you won’t win, but you CAN’T win without a ticket.


21 posted on 12/05/2014 2:38:44 PM PST by xzins ( Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for victory!)
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To: molson209

“Where would he put them ?”

Throw them over his shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier.


22 posted on 12/05/2014 2:39:04 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra (Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
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To: skeeter

That’s what the article says


23 posted on 12/05/2014 2:39:37 PM PST by xzins ( Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who truly support our troops pray for victory!)
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To: xzins

Maybe we should flood our GOP reps with some Mountain Oysters


24 posted on 12/05/2014 2:39:40 PM PST by Sybeck1
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To: xzins

I wouldn’t bother. I hear he just regifts them to Nancy Pelosi.


25 posted on 12/05/2014 2:42:33 PM PST by ModelBreaker
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To: xzins
So it does.

Good to see the 'but its too haaaard' ploy isn't working for the GOPe anymore.

26 posted on 12/05/2014 2:44:24 PM PST by skeeter
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To: Louis Foxwell

I’m sure in his earlier career in industrial sales JB was quite good. But dealing with Pelosi, Reid, and Baraq is like negotiating with the mafia.


27 posted on 12/05/2014 2:44:36 PM PST by nascarnation (Impeach, Convict, Deport)
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To: xzins

No, we should replace both him and Kevin McCarthy at the start of the new congress.


28 posted on 12/05/2014 2:45:05 PM PST by indthkr
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To: xzins

The other day Boehner lit one of DC’s Christmas trees.

A “real” newspaper headline should have read “Both Christmas Tree and Boehner were lit tonight”.

Other nicknames for Mr. Suntan would be:

* Ball-less Boehner
* Limp Boehner (i.e. LimpBizkit rock group)

Boehner’s activities:
* Somewhere in the DC Village, a House Speaker is missing his balls
* Boehner was seen shopping at “Balls R Us”
* Boehner, the golfer, was seen playing with his putter and balls just like Obama does

His Slogan:
“We don’t need no stinkin’ balls” because we are not going to do anything against Obama

“Remember, Sunscreen #70, 24/7”

“When the going gets tough, I get going, right out the door”

“I had a great Thanksgiving dinner. A turkey named McConnell”

“I’ve got one helluva pension. Screw you America”

“Leadership: It Ain’t Us”


29 posted on 12/05/2014 2:45:31 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Slings and Arrows

It might have more effect if 1000’s of people mailed him a set of neuticles and widely publicized the effort. He could be told to keep some extras in reserve in case he loses his and the rest he can hand out to the other nadless GOP in the house and senate.


30 posted on 12/05/2014 2:49:38 PM PST by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: xzins
More than doing nothing which is guaranteed to result in nothing. It’s the old lottery ticket argument. Odds are you won’t win, but you CAN’T win without a ticket.

But I DID buy the ticket...November 4th. Initially, thought we had won, and then they surrendered. The GOP DOESN'T CARE one bit what you or I have to say.

31 posted on 12/05/2014 2:49:43 PM PST by dware ("White Privilege" stems from one's ability to lace up work boots and read a work schedule)
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To: xzins

Gotta first have a spine to attach them


32 posted on 12/05/2014 2:50:50 PM PST by Gaffer
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To: Bullish

She is from Baltimore.


33 posted on 12/05/2014 2:51:00 PM PST by jospehm20
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To: molson209

They would just shrivel up and roll down his pants leg AGAIN...waste of money.


34 posted on 12/05/2014 2:51:37 PM PST by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: xzins
"You have no marbles!"
35 posted on 12/05/2014 2:53:44 PM PST by EEGator
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To: xzins
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36 posted on 12/05/2014 2:53:57 PM PST by MtnMan101
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To: xzins

Tar, feather, repeat.


37 posted on 12/05/2014 2:54:12 PM PST by VRWC For Truth (Roberts has perverted the Constitution)
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To: RJS1950

That’s not a bad idea at all. Truck Nutz or off-brand variants would be cheaper, though, I’m guessing.


38 posted on 12/05/2014 2:54:36 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: nascarnation

Pelosi’s brother Tommy D’Alessandro III or IXth, was also the mayor of Baltimore in the late 1960’s and let black mobs burn out almost all of the Jewish stores in East Baltimore.

My friends lost those small stores and often had to retire because they were too old to start again. The riots put a lot of good, hard-working black people out of work when D’Alessandro caved into the rioters and did almost nothing to stop them.

We had a family business in Baltimore and our block was essentially protected (whites, blacks, American Indian) by the local liquor store that armed its staff, put hoses and ammo on the roof, and spread the word around the area of Orleans and N. Washington/Chester Streets that any rioter/looter would be shot and killed. No problems.

The was the old “Baltimore Way”. Fuck with us and you die.’
Under D’Allessandro it became, “Loot all you want, just don’t hit the Italian area (below Lombard and Albermarle Streets).

After that, Baltimore began its long descent down the cesspool of liberal Democrat rule (with the exception of Mayor Schaeffer), that included the regime of Gov. Martin O’Malley (who could have become a great leader except that he turned out to be a Marxist).

I left Baltimore in 1966 after having been born and raised there, a time of pride, jobs and stability, and an increasing, peaceful racial integration.

D’Allessandro and the riots set back these relations for decades, just like Holder and Obama had done on a national level.

Yes, Nancy Pelosi is a product of a cowardly brother and a crooked husband. That is why she was picked to be the Speaker of the House.

I wonder if JFK hit on her? Why not, unfortunately, he hit on a lot of young women.

Did Nancy sleep her way to the top? Inquiring minds want to know.


39 posted on 12/05/2014 2:57:04 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Interesting post.
Of course they sent Nan west as the Dem plot to conquer Cali unfolded....


40 posted on 12/05/2014 2:59:11 PM PST by nascarnation (Impeach, Convict, Deport)
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