The Constitution [Article II, Section 3] requires that you "shall from time to time give to Congress information of the State of the Union." However, there being no requirement for you to actually appear before the chambers [whose rules and schedules we control] to give an address, we politely decline inviting you to make a speech.
Instead we would ask, in light of your recent actions, that you instead spend the evening reading the rest of Section 3, and give particular notice to the part that reads: "he shall take care that the laws be faithfully executed."
It's a very short paragraph, and who knows? You might even learn something.
Love,
Mitch and John
PS. There's also Article II, Section 4, right after that one! Heh, Heh. Just Kidding, 0!
Great!