“gruber “(N) – a false statement premised on the perceived ignorance of an audience or a person who lies based on deception, arrogance or other unethical practice. ie. "The preacher told a gruber this morning." "He is such a gruber."
“grubered””(V) – being told something that insults your intelligence; ie. "She tried to gruber me."
gruberized: (AdV) We were “gruberized” – we were lied to or sold something on the basis that we were too stupid to understand what we were told or bought. "We almost bought the Yugo before we realized we were being “gruberized” by the salesperson."
gruberization (Adv)– the state of being grubered or being institutionally grubered. "The New York Times, MSM MIT etc.ect. have worked diligently towards the gruberization of America."
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Herr Gruber, der Obamafuhrer.
Bump. This is very good and needs little or no improvement. With your permission I will post this as a facebook meme, unless you want to do it first and get the links.
What’s your pleasure?
Dont you TRY to GRUBER Me!
GRUBERIZATION....has been debuted!!
Thank You
Goober is just (Michael) Manning it at a higher level.
How about Gruberville D.C. as a new name for our capital?
We should start calling them the Grubercrats.
“Common Core” the gruberizaton of our children.
As in, “Homey don’t buy that gruber”?
As in, “Get your grubering butt out of my face”.
Who do you think you are? Billy Sol Gruber?
A Gruber depends on you not knowing the meaning of “is”.
Barak Obama is the epitome of gruber.
“You have to pass it to find out how it’s been Grubered”.
Nanzi Pelosi.
Why Gruber? After all, isn’t his name Johathan Eziekel Gruber? Wouldn’t Jeuber be more appropriate?
“Grubers” Noun - citizens, voters, or groups of voters targeted by liberal elites based on their low IQ or willingness to adopt liberal policy without regard to reality, or their best interest. Example: Jewish grubers vote 76% democrat.
Seaman Lester Gruber, the sleazy "con-man" from McHale's Navy. Coincidence?
Grubering goes well beyond lying to someone. It should include violation of the victim that is painful either physically, emotionally, or financially. After the victim is violated, the Gruberer brags to their friends about how they got away with it by being so clever.
A good example of this was in the news recently. Remember the tape of Hillary talking about the rapist she got off with a very light sentence? She laughed about it on the tape and bragged about how smart she was to the interviewer. In this case the young girl was victimized twice. She was raped by the rapist, but then she was Grubered by Hillary Clinton.
The Clintons were masters of the Gruber.
Stop pickin yer Grubers...
A gruber is a lie that is told to you to get you to do something that you don't want to do, on the premise that the result is good for you because the liar knows better than you about what's good for you.
-PJ
Gruber the new age definition of LIE...
As in “Nancy PELOSI really told a BIG GRUBER when she said she didn’t know Gruber...”
Kiss my gruber.