Posted on 11/15/2014 7:16:30 AM PST by yetidog
gruber - new word
gruber (N) a false statement premised on the perceived ignorance of an audience or a person who lies based on deception, arrogance or other unethical practice. ie. "The preacher told a gruber this morning." "He is such a gruber."
grubered(V) being told something that insults your intelligence; ie. "She tried to gruber me."
gruberized: (AdV) We were gruberized we were lied to or sold something on the basis that we were too stupid to understand what we were told or bought. "We almost bought the Yugo before we realized we were being gruberized by the salesperson."
gruberization (Adv) the state of being grubered or being institutionally grubered. "The New York Times, MSM MIT etc.ect. have worked diligently towards the gruberization of America."
Other ideas?
Herr Gruber, der Obamafuhrer.
Bump. This is very good and needs little or no improvement. With your permission I will post this as a facebook meme, unless you want to do it first and get the links.
What’s your pleasure?
Dont you TRY to GRUBER Me!
GRUBERIZATION....has been debuted!!
Thank You
Goober is just (Michael) Manning it at a higher level.
How about Gruberville D.C. as a new name for our capital?
We should start calling them the Grubercrats.
“Common Core” the gruberizaton of our children.
As in, “Homey don’t buy that gruber”?
As in, “Get your grubering butt out of my face”.
Who do you think you are? Billy Sol Gruber?
A Gruber depends on you not knowing the meaning of “is”.
Barak Obama is the epitome of gruber.
“You have to pass it to find out how it’s been Grubered”.
Nanzi Pelosi.
Fine. With input, could create a whole new system of speech parts, tenses and allied meanings.
Why Gruber? After all, isn’t his name Johathan Eziekel Gruber? Wouldn’t Jeuber be more appropriate?
How about Gruberville D.C. as a new name for our capital?
We should start calling them the Grubercrats.
Very good.
“Gruber” sounds like “grubber”.
How apropos.
His name will become a noun, a verb and an adjective before this blows over.
Adds a little extra touch, don't you think?
Is “Gruber” = “Goober”?
When it is used, must it be capitalized?
But with far more (and easier) applications!
“Grubers” Noun - citizens, voters, or groups of voters targeted by liberal elites based on their low IQ or willingness to adopt liberal policy without regard to reality, or their best interest. Example: Jewish grubers vote 76% democrat.
I’m sure he looked fine in that blue dress.
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