[Dr. Thorne]

Mrs. Thorne and I took Little Miss Perfect Thorne to a local restaurant for dinner. The waiter, although friendly, was wearing a short sleeved shirt which displayed his tattoos. One of them was a full-frontal depiction of a naked, busty female devil on his right arm.

We never went back.

[GeronL]

did you tell the manager about that?

[Chickensoup]

I found out a few years ago that those pornographic tattoos on the forearm are masturbatory aids.

TMI I know.