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US ‘Deeply Concerned’ After Chinese Jets Sink Navy Aircraft Carrier (Satire)
DuffleBlog ^ | September 7, 2014 | Maxx Butthurt

Posted on 10/03/2014 12:02:31 PM PDT by Cry if I Wanna

THE PENTAGON — Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel said on Sunday he was “deeply concerned” after Chinese fighter jets sunk a U.S. Navy carrier in international waters earlier this week.

The USS George Washington (CVN-73), a Nimitz class nuclear powered aircraft carrier, began sending warning signals on Thursday after two Chinese Su-27 fighters began a series of screaming low altitude passes mere feet above the flight deck, sending sailors and airmen diving for cover. The jets pulled numerous, highly dangerous maneuvers around the ship for approximately 20 minutes, before sending a volley of six Kh-31A anti-ship missiles into the carrier superstructure. Hagel said the death toll from the sinking stands at approximately 5,247 sailors dead, with 143 still unaccounted for.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: china; military
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1 posted on 10/03/2014 12:02:31 PM PDT by Cry if I Wanna
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To: Cry if I Wanna

You obviously missed the comment about “satire” this week.


2 posted on 10/03/2014 12:04:20 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ebola: Death is a lagging indicator.)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Sorry...I jumped the gun. My bad.


3 posted on 10/03/2014 12:04:43 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ebola: Death is a lagging indicator.)
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To: Vermont Lt

Is satire out of bounds?


4 posted on 10/03/2014 12:05:36 PM PDT by Cry if I Wanna
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To: Vermont Lt
Pls link to comment on satire.
5 posted on 10/03/2014 12:06:00 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Vermont Lt
You obviously missed the comment about “satire” this week.

I missed it too.

What was the comment?

"Exercise caution?"

"Don't hold yourself back?"

Inquiring minds...

Regards,

6 posted on 10/03/2014 12:08:16 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Cry if I Wanna
No, it's not “out of bounds,” it just needs to be labeled as such.
7 posted on 10/03/2014 12:09:20 PM PDT by Not now, Not ever! (Girlfriend suggested I use pelosi in place of swear words, A good idea, I think)
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To: TexasCajun
Pls link to comment on satire.

I'm new to posting. I'll go back to see what this means.

8 posted on 10/03/2014 12:10:43 PM PDT by Cry if I Wanna
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To: Cry if I Wanna

This calls for a beer summit


9 posted on 10/03/2014 12:13:16 PM PDT by eartick (Been to the line in the sand and liked it)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

We should send a strongly worded letter of protest to the Chinese!


10 posted on 10/03/2014 12:18:29 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: Cry if I Wanna
I'm new to posting. I'll go back to see what this means.

.

.

Just kidding

11 posted on 10/03/2014 12:26:00 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: TexasCajun

Jim posted something earlier this week about tagging satire.

I missed the tag in the original posters title.

I jumped the gun and was being a jerk.


12 posted on 10/03/2014 12:29:24 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ebola: Death is a lagging indicator.)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

No, I missed the tag.

My mistake.

I like satire...but I did not see the tag and then went to the source. It was clearly satire.

I was referencing what I thought was a missed tag in the title. I jumped the gun.


13 posted on 10/03/2014 12:30:28 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ebola: Death is a lagging indicator.)
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To: Vermont Lt
Welcome to the program.

Admitting it is the first step. :)

With satire about this administration being so believable, a 'Satire' tag helps keep the confusion down.

14 posted on 10/03/2014 12:33:50 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: TexasCajun
...a 'Satire' tag helps keep the confusion down.

Ok. Thanks!

15 posted on 10/03/2014 12:39:14 PM PDT by Cry if I Wanna
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To: Cry if I Wanna
Ok. Thanks!

Ok Now!! ...I can recognize satire when I read it!

...or is that sarcasm?

So confusing. ...time to go take my spot at my local ice-house. TGIF

16 posted on 10/03/2014 1:09:04 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Cry if I Wanna

The ‘post’ is missing a piece or 2:

“Both he and Hagel had no comment about leaked reports that the sinking occurred in ‘international waters’ between the US West Coast and Hawaii. ‘The Chinese pose no danger to the US’, the President said.”

“Asked about the danger to the public from the nuclear reactor, they both assured the public that the reactor was safely shut down before the ship was sunk.”

“President Obama and Sec Hagel also had no comment and both abruptly left the podium when asked about budget cuts to the military that eliminated the Carrier’s air & submarine defensive screens...”

/s


17 posted on 10/03/2014 1:13:08 PM PDT by logi_cal869
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To: Cry if I Wanna

I get a chuckle out of someone slipping on a banana peel or getting squirted with a seltzer bottle, but for some reason, a story about the deaths of five thousand people didn’t make me laugh.


18 posted on 10/03/2014 1:46:57 PM PDT by Tarantulas ( Illegal immigration - the trojan horse that's treated like a sacred cow)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Obama: The Chinese “acted stupidly.”


19 posted on 10/03/2014 1:55:05 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: Cry if I Wanna

I was really concerned about this until I went to the link. Thanks for adding satire.


20 posted on 10/03/2014 2:07:43 PM PDT by CaraMiaR (Excuse me, I have to adjust my aluminium hat.)
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