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Eric Holder Takes $77 Million Job With JPMorgan Chase
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Posted on 09/28/2014 1:09:28 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: tired&retired
That will fund acorn and planned non-parenthood for decades.
To: Jacquerie
Yep.
Funny how much of the satire, today, seems like it COULD be true.
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:33:43 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
To: Oliviaforever
I got a laugh outta the whole thing...especially this one....
“By joining JPMorgan Chase, I’m simply cutting out the middleman -- the U.S. Justice Department -- and going to work directly for the great Jamie Dimon,” he said. “Plus, when Jamie Dimon calls you, or one of his many secretaries calls you, you pick up the phone immediately. Seriously, that’s what we do here in Washington.”
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:35:13 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
To: lee martell
If the story said Jamie Dimon offered a hit man $77 million to take Holder out it would have been at least plausible.
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:35:18 PM PDT
by
csmusaret
(Will remove Obama-Biden bumperstickers for $10)
To: Nachum
It would be nice if this satire were true. Unfortunately Holder will probably will probably cause far more damage than working for the banksters. Odds are he will be appointed federal judge of some sort.
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:35:18 PM PDT
by
palmer
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To: Nachum
Lobbyist make good money don’t they? Any lobbyist worth this?
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:36:29 PM PDT
by
dalebert
To: lgjhn23
He isn’t worth a plugged nickel, let alone $77M.
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They are buying political favors, and they’ll probably make a nice return on their purchase. Holder will do very little work, and true to your claim he isn’t worth spit, but the political machine rewards those who gives one of their own a lucrative do nothing job.
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:36:37 PM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
To: Nachum
What, exactly, does Holder know of finance? Nothing. This is a buyoff to keep the DOJ away from JPMorgan.
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:38:22 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Islam should be outlawed and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
To: Nachum
Things sure have changed on FR. I posted a well-written satirical article back in 1999 and you would have thought I had just forced cow dung through the monitor by the reaction I got from most everyone.
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:39:09 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Satan's goal is to rub out the image of God he sees in the face of every human.)
To: Nachum
Has to be satire. JP Morgan Chase has had a bullseye on its back ever since the Kenyan took office. And no CCO on Wall Street makes $77MM/year.
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:41:09 PM PDT
by
clintonh8r
(It's possible to love your country and hate your government. I'm proof of it.)
To: Nachum
Buying influence. If I were President, I would ask for legislation that prohibited anyone who had spent ANY time in public office at the federal level (elected or appointed) from EVER working as a federal level lobbyist. Obviously, JP Morgan is not hiring him because of his ‘expertise’ - in anything. This guy is arguably a high-level criminal, but he's going to be a comfortable member of the 0.1% that the administration he served demonized.
To: Slyfox
You can remember 1999? Kudos!
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:43:03 PM PDT
by
clintonh8r
(It's possible to love your country and hate your government. I'm proof of it.)
To: pieceofthepuzzle
OK. Now I see that it’s satire (after my blood pressure shot up), and I feel foolish. The fact that if this really happened it wouldn’t surprise any of us speaks volumes.
To: Nachum
Pay to play corruption. Nothing new here folks — move along.
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:44:34 PM PDT
by
EagleUSA
(eraer)
To: Nachum
The sad part is that this is believable.
The worst part is that this isn’t even a funny satire.
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:45:55 PM PDT
by
OpusatFR
(I did make that. No one else did the work.)
To: Nachum
I figured it was satire, Eric the Red is not worth a dime over $75 million a year as a waiter.
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:47:32 PM PDT
by
jazusamo
(Sometimes I think that this is an era when sanity has become controversial: Thomas Sowell)
To: Jane Long
More than a few bit on it over at the source in the comments section, as well. And there’s a half-dozen Onion-esque articles over there, too. Been there, done that—602P email tax... ;)
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:50:08 PM PDT
by
W.
(Climate change fanatics are the same kind of people who told Galileo to shut up.)
To: newfreep
Half and half probably...
To: Nachum
The moderator should’t allow this kind of BS to waste everybody’s time. Next, they'll be posting recipes and knitting instructions.
To: Nachum
You can’t be this gullible or stupid.
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posted on
09/28/2014 1:55:13 PM PDT
by
TomServo
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