North Korean leader Kim Jong-un 'has illness'

CNN ^ | 26 September 2014 | CNN

[Dallas59]

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has an unspecified medical problem, state media report, after he failed to appear at a key political event.

A report on state television said on Thursday that Mr Kim, 31, was in an "uncomfortable physical condition" but gave no details.

Earlier, the leader was absent from a session of the Supreme People's Assembly - North Korea's legislature.

Mr Kim has not been seen in public for more than three weeks.

His non-appearance at the SPA - to which he was elected in March with 100% of the vote - on Thursday prompted renewed speculation about the leader's whereabouts.

The report on state-run Central Television later in the day showed footage of the leader limping during one of his regular inspection tours back in July.

[EEGator]

Does being a fat pig count as an illness?

[Steely Tom]

That should be “irrness.”

[Organic Panic]

Did Obama send him an ipod with his speeches?

[Army Air Corps]

He’s so very ronery.

[CivilWarBrewing]

Has he been playing with ___Phylis?

[Jim from C-Town]

more like earmes

[drypowder]

let’s hope Satan takes him home

[GraceG]

Maybe his skinny millirary adviser mistook him for a fat hog and ate him......

[Beagle8U]

“A report on state television said on Thursday that Mr Kim, 31, was in an “uncomfortable physical condition” but gave no details.”

A$$ raped by a rabid goat would be too much to hope for?

[Abathar]

I wonder what country the doctors who will be able to actually help him come from, and the medicine he needs as well.

Perhaps a Rue-Y might be considered from the looks of him.

(but I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be the poor guy who mentions that option to him...)

[Dallas59]

[PTBAA]

The Dear Leader suffers from an excess of greatness! But he bears this burden for the sake of the people. /s

[Vigilanteman]

The Chia head practices the purest version of liberalism.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Yes, gout is a “ronry irrness”.

[McGruff]

CNN just mentioned this. Must be real.

[PROCON]

Terminal megalomania?

[GraceG]

[BenLurkin]

Darn. And what he really said was “Can I Haz Cheezburger?”

[Popman]

I hope the evil SOB has ebola...