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If you're too stupid to know a 2x4 isn't but buy them anyway then you need to put the hammer down and hire someone.
1 posted on 09/25/2014 1:47:34 PM PDT by Abathar
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To: Abathar

Darn...wish I would have thought of that one.


2 posted on 09/25/2014 1:49:45 PM PDT by bkepley
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To: Abathar

For instance, a 2×4 must be followed with a disclaimer


2x4 != 2”x4”

Morons.


3 posted on 09/25/2014 1:50:04 PM PDT by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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To: Abathar

I was thinking the same thing....”tubuhfor” has always been that size, right?


4 posted on 09/25/2014 1:50:15 PM PDT by C. Edmund Wright (www.FireKarlRove.com NOW)
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To: Abathar

Got some in my house that really are 2x4”. That wood is so old it’s like iron.

/johnny


5 posted on 09/25/2014 1:50:48 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Abathar

It isn’t about labeling, it was a shakedown.


6 posted on 09/25/2014 1:50:53 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (The cure has become worse than the disease. Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: Abathar

I want to whack any person that clueless upside the head with a one-and-a-half by three-and-a-half...


7 posted on 09/25/2014 1:51:04 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Abathar

goofy.


8 posted on 09/25/2014 1:51:20 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Abathar

Gee is a 2X4 made of wood? they kill trees to make 2X4’s who do I sue??


9 posted on 09/25/2014 1:51:58 PM PDT by bikerman (any day above ground is a good day)
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To: Abathar

I always find it interesting that wood products are “rounded up” in the measurements, but metal bars are exactly sized. If you buy some steel or aluminum in 2” x 4”, that’s what you get.


14 posted on 09/25/2014 1:54:02 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Who is John Galt? Kristoffer Polaha.)
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To: Abathar

I was about 16 when I discovered that a 2x4 is not really 2” x 4”. I confess I was ticked about it.

But I didn’t sue anybody, nor did it cross my mind.

So, if I get beat by a cat o’ nine tails can I sue because it wasn’t really a cat with nine tails?

Can I sue if I got a “baker’s dozen” from the bakery and they gave me one extra?

All you can do is laugh at our situation. I mean that. Well, that and recite the last words of Revelation.


15 posted on 09/25/2014 1:54:23 PM PDT by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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The moron judge, who probably never bought or even touched a 2X4 in his/her life, is the one who is at fault here. No one with so little street smarts should be on any bench.

Well, maybe a park bench.


16 posted on 09/25/2014 1:54:38 PM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
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Ping to your interest.


20 posted on 09/25/2014 1:59:15 PM PDT by RikaStrom ("To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." ~Voltaire)
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Liberalism really is a mental disease.

They are sucking the lifeblood out of the economy.


21 posted on 09/25/2014 1:59:25 PM PDT by Iron Munro ("If you want to test a man's character, give him power." -- Abraham Lincoln)
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“Fatty, fatty
One and a half by three and a half
Can’t get through the kitchen...

Eff’n lawyers F up everything.


23 posted on 09/25/2014 2:00:50 PM PDT by PeteePie (Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a reproach to any people - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: Abathar

LOL - best comment of the day!


24 posted on 09/25/2014 2:01:52 PM PDT by taxcontrol
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What Lowes should do is state that they will start selling 2x4’s that really are 2” x 4” and then calculate the extra trees that will have to die each year to make that happen. Put out ads showing the plaintiff’s face saying that X-million extra trees will die every year for this guy.


25 posted on 09/25/2014 2:01:55 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyranni)
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MY GOD! Anyone smart enough to wield a hammer SHOULD know that 2X4 has always been the NOMINAL size BEFORE the final sizing at the mill.

The ACTUAL was once 3 5/8” x 1 5/8” which was dropped to 3 1/2” x 1 1/2” a number of years ago.

Is it me or are those around us just getting more and more STUPID?? It IS California, however!

I give you Barack Obama as POTUS and rest my case.

God only knows what comes next but it will not be good!


26 posted on 09/25/2014 2:02:45 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty. ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Abathar

Just wait until these idiots discover things like warp, twist, wind, bow, knots and such. Maybe they might discover things like shims and wedges and legislate exact dimiensions for those as well.

STOP THE STUPID!


27 posted on 09/25/2014 2:02:53 PM PDT by prisoner6 (Stop the Stupid)
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Typically green logs are sawn to 2” X 4” dimensions. The boards are then kiln dried, and planed to the final dimensions (1.5” X 3.5”). The drying and planing are valuable improvements — but, if you really wanted to, you could buy fresh-sawn wet 2 X 4’s.

Similarly, a McDonald’s “quarter-pounder” patty starts out with 4 oz. of raw meat. It weighs significantly less after cooking (about 3 oz.) — but, that’s not considered false advertising, because everyone knows that the 1/4 pound refers to the precooked weight.


29 posted on 09/25/2014 2:03:36 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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Hmm by this logic I should be able to sue McDonalds because the "quarter pounder" isn't a quarter pound when it is delivered to me. (It started as 1/4 pound of raw beef).

The country has really gone down the toilet..

31 posted on 09/25/2014 2:04:49 PM PDT by Wayne07
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