To: Red in Blue PA
Forget it, Jake, it’s Florida.
2 posted on
09/22/2014 6:50:45 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
To: Red in Blue PA
Looks like a Photoshop fail. No cleavage between her right and middle breast.
3 posted on
09/22/2014 6:52:03 PM PDT by
fso301
To: Red in Blue PA
Eccentrica Galumbits lives!
4 posted on
09/22/2014 6:52:37 PM PDT by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
To: Red in Blue PA
Wasn’t there a sci-fi movie where this one woman had three breasts? Can’t remember the name.
5 posted on
09/22/2014 6:52:47 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
(I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am)
To: Red in Blue PA
She would have a great shot on Pawn Stars.
8 posted on
09/22/2014 6:53:40 PM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: Red in Blue PA
For the love of God, will someone please lock up Lazamataz in his room before he has a chance to see this thread?
To: Red in Blue PA
Al: I think we see U.F.O.’s because we have to. It’s our only way out of here. The only thing that keeps me going is thinking that one day, a spaceship will land. Hopefully on garbage day. Then a gorgeous Martian with three big hooters comes out and says “I can’t speak, I have no parents, and I have no idea what good sex is. Hop aboard. My planet, su planet.”
STEVE: What’s the third hooter for?
AL: One in the back for dancing. Y’know what the worst part is?
STEVE: No one dances slow anymore?
To: Red in Blue PA
Oh baby. You make me wish I had three hands! (With apologies to Total Recall.)
12 posted on
09/22/2014 6:55:30 PM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: Red in Blue PA
Is she expecting triplets?
14 posted on
09/22/2014 6:57:18 PM PDT by
jonrick46
(The opium of Communists: other people's money.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Why not have eight? Then she can look like a sow.
17 posted on
09/22/2014 6:58:33 PM PDT by
Catmom
(We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
To: Red in Blue PA
19 posted on
09/22/2014 6:58:50 PM PDT by
CaptainK
(...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Adding two more on her back would be more useful.
20 posted on
09/22/2014 6:59:13 PM PDT by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: Red in Blue PA
I don’t believe it. This would be so unethical that not even a plastic surgeon would do it.
To: Red in Blue PA
I am imagining Vince Vaughn doing the motorboat for some reason.
24 posted on
09/22/2014 7:00:50 PM PDT by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: Red in Blue PA
Tridevil? Um, no. This is a hoax. The photo is faked and the name just too perfect.
33 posted on
09/22/2014 7:08:13 PM PDT by
Wiser now
(Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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