Posted on 09/11/2014 7:24:38 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
This weekend, Sarah Palin and many members of her family were reportedly involved in a big ol’, 20-person drunken brawl at a Wasilla snowmobile party, which, if you’re playing Palin bingo, means you’ve won.
Anchorage police confirmed that an incident had indeed occurred, and that the Palins were definitely there, and it was real nasty. “None of the involved parties wanted to press charges at the time of the incident and no arrests were made,” they added, but did not disclose names. “Alcohol was believed to have been a factor in the incident.”
But that’s not enough detail! We need detail! We need elaboration! We need exactly why Sarah and Todd and Track and Willow and Bristol and etc. were there, and whether they said any nasty words, and if six-year-old Trig Palin choked a snitch!
Thankfully, the local Alaskan gossip bloggers are on the case, and their sources all seem to tell the same story. As The Immoral Minority tells it, the Palins had attended an Iron Dog snowmobile party, and drank a bit of alcohol. “I don’t know for sure who started it, but I do know that the Palins done ended it,” they wrote:
According to the grapevine Track had some altercation with a person who may or may not have once dated one of the Palin girls. That led to some pushing and shoving, which escalated somehow to the family being asked to leave the premises.
However before that could happen a certain former abstinence spokesperson unleashed a flurry of blows at some as of yet identified individual before being pulled off by by another partygoer, after which Todd apparently puffed up his chest and made some threatening remarks. (The “C’ word may have been uttered at one point.)
In the end the cops were called, order was restored, and the Mama Grizzly made sure the whole thing got swept under the rug.
Other accounts have Bristol punching a bunch of dudes, Todd nursing a bloody nose, and the following exchange recounted by Amanda Coyne:
It’s something to hear when Sarah screams, “Don’t you know who I am!” And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!”
The truth will eventually come out. The likelihood of the truth being more insane than this gossip is pretty high.
Of all the things Obama is facing, I think I can safely say Sarah Palin is WAAAAY down on his list of worries.
This has to be BS—it has gone nowhere and seems to have no legs.
“Wonder if they knocked the house off’n it’s wheels?” (Typical Daily Kos commenter)
Yeee-Hawwww!
Hows the Kool-Aid? What flavor? To say that her family represents the very best of REAL America is a stretch.
Yawn. Is the best the lame streams can come up with?
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I must be missing something, snowmobiling party in early September? And that’s right, snow doesn’t hit until October.
Same two sources (lunatic Palin-hating bloggers from Alaska) that have pushed reams of insane stories about Palin faking her pregnancy with Trig, that Palin is a cocaine-snorting crack whore, that Todd has a sideline as a pimp, that Sarah was under imminent federal indictment, and various other delusional nonsense.
Even if there were any truth to the story about a brawl (or more likely, a minor incident blown into ludicrous proportions), it would only enhance my positive feelings towards the Palin clan!
Sarah is still in their heads. Big time.
Lets see.... first son gets his girlfriend pregnant, marries her, then gets divorced after 18 months. Then daughter has a child out of wedlock. They are a typical American family (at least nowadays), but certainly not an example of the very best America has to offer. Not by any stretch of the imagination.
Why did the Daily Caller publish these lie!
Please note, it 2014 no video from a iPhoneQ world !
Todd and Sarah Palin are unabashed Christians, the foundation for strong family values. Given that Governor Palin and Todd chose to not abort Trig Palin, that speaks volumes about their obedience to Almighty God. All of her family members are just great and thoroughly authentic -- not putting on haughty airs. Plus, our beautiful Sarah stands solidly with Israel. Those are among the reasons why I proudly say: Go Sarah go!
I get the vague impression that some jerk insulted one of the Palin girls, and was justly rewarded for that bit of insolent nastiness.
In any case, they’d have certainly made hay out of this by now if they weren’t having a LOT of trouble inventing a plausible lie.
Well, whatever happened, it's the top trending story on everybody's Facebook news feed page.
Sure wish I could have been there.
Very odd story. Snowmobile party when the weather is in the 60s?
Are we sure this wasn’t an episode on The Jerry Springer Show ?
Mary Jo Kopechne wishes she could have been there too.
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