Posted on 09/11/2014 7:24:38 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
This weekend, Sarah Palin and many members of her family were reportedly involved in a big ol’, 20-person drunken brawl at a Wasilla snowmobile party, which, if you’re playing Palin bingo, means you’ve won.
Anchorage police confirmed that an incident had indeed occurred, and that the Palins were definitely there, and it was real nasty. “None of the involved parties wanted to press charges at the time of the incident and no arrests were made,” they added, but did not disclose names. “Alcohol was believed to have been a factor in the incident.”
But that’s not enough detail! We need detail! We need elaboration! We need exactly why Sarah and Todd and Track and Willow and Bristol and etc. were there, and whether they said any nasty words, and if six-year-old Trig Palin choked a snitch!
Thankfully, the local Alaskan gossip bloggers are on the case, and their sources all seem to tell the same story. As The Immoral Minority tells it, the Palins had attended an Iron Dog snowmobile party, and drank a bit of alcohol. “I don’t know for sure who started it, but I do know that the Palins done ended it,” they wrote:
According to the grapevine Track had some altercation with a person who may or may not have once dated one of the Palin girls. That led to some pushing and shoving, which escalated somehow to the family being asked to leave the premises.
However before that could happen a certain former abstinence spokesperson unleashed a flurry of blows at some as of yet identified individual before being pulled off by by another partygoer, after which Todd apparently puffed up his chest and made some threatening remarks. (The “C’ word may have been uttered at one point.)
In the end the cops were called, order was restored, and the Mama Grizzly made sure the whole thing got swept under the rug.
Other accounts have Bristol punching a bunch of dudes, Todd nursing a bloody nose, and the following exchange recounted by Amanda Coyne:
Its something to hear when Sarah screams, Dont you know who I am! And it was particularly wonderful when someone in the crowd screamed back, This isnt some damned Hillbilly reality show!
The truth will eventually come out. The likelihood of the truth being more insane than this gossip is pretty high.
Damn, I always miss the best parties.
What’s this world coming to - 109 posts and we still don’t know if she won the fight or not.
Thank God no one skied into a tree sans helmet on the way back to the Condo to have sex with the underage babysitter! That would have been interesting to a few! /S on
The babysitter wasn’t in Aspen.
Yeah, like Teddy’s description of the rape weekend at his place in West Palm Beach as being a “traditional family Easter weekend”. No the absolutely abusive behaviour of any demo rapist is perfectly OK. This AK thing is simply country folk having a fight— plain and simple.
Having gone to the Au Bar (hooker heaven) and he and his nephew William Kennedy Smith (now incredibly is a physician no less- having been accused of an additional two more rapes since the “family weekend” with the fat slob drunk senator who gave us HMOs to fail and obamaumao to deliver destruction of the greatest medical care system in the world)
In March 1993 we had the biggest snowfall total I ever saw in the south after a 70 degree day. Nearly 2 foot of snow actually.
And for your information Pensacola also had snow from that same storm.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_in_Florida
Exactly! Someone pushed someone and somebody cussed a little and others broke it up and that was about it s my guess!!!
Does a party require snow? It wasn't a race, it was a party right?
If the Palins were libs, the headline (if any) would read: Palins ATTACKED By Drunks At Snowmobile Party
Sounds like Pailin won that round with blogosphere
If it happened at the Kennedy compound, it would have produced a corpse.
And somehow not a single person had an operational cellphone to record the incident as proof?
Our average "snow date" is Oct 12. Granted; sometimes it comes earlier and sometimes later, but that is the AVERAGE.
This year so far, we have not had any indication of snow. It seems like an average fall. The leaves have mostly turned, but they have not fallen.
Given all that, they could have had a gathering for the Iron Dog. It takes a lot of planning and organization to put something like that race together.
BTW, if someone said something derogatory about one of the Palin women and Todd overheard it, I would expect the offender's dentist would get some work. A real man won't tolerate ANYONE talking that way about one of his own, would you?
Family portrait, What’s not to like?
I was thinking back to a few family reunions as I was reading it! What's the fun of getting plowed if you're not going to tell someone what you really think? ..as drunken brother punches cousin.
Your Deep hatred of Palin is so intense its bizarre.
“Set up like a bowling pin
Knocked down, it gets to wearing thin
They just won’t let you be”
Just like snowmobiling in Pensacola .
It can snow for a few minutes anywhere in N Fl once every few years but so what?
you telling us you can snowmobile in Pensacola after a light dusting that goes away in a hour or half a day ?
Only the less intelligent ones.
A smart conservative does not believe a single thing they read in the media until it is corroborated. Sometimes things turn out o be true, but much more often the real story is not what was first reported. The truly ignorant will actually comment accordingly because they aren't satisfied with being dumb quietly.
With obamatolla, it has been a long strange trip.
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